Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Shot by George Wilson?

Massive coronary while gibbering in rage, but CBS edited it out?

After passing "IQ test," thought he was using a phone booth but it was a hair dryer in the shower?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[underpants]

1. No but Dick Cheney is

[InAbLuEsTaTe]

2. Beat me to it... can I get a woohoooo?!

[SheltieLover]

4. ...

[underpants]

6. 🤭

[SheltieLover]

8. Headlines should say war criminal met his fate

[SheltieLover]

3. Really? Darth is dead?

[SheltieLover]

5. Smothered in the tape cutting on CBS floor?

They usually come in threes...

Come on, karma!!!!

Wish list? Pootin & slob, just for starters, not necessarily in that order.

[niyad]

16. And bibi, and xi, and orban. My list is rather long!

[SheltieLover]

17. Yes, lots of human garbage needs cleaning up.

[niyad]

29. So very true.

[malaise]

7. No but

Dick Cheney is dead

[SheltieLover]

9. 1 down...

I wonder if he will be water boarded during his life review? 🤔

[malaise]

10. Hehehe

Sadly no

[SheltieLover]

12. One can hope...

[Takket]

11. Almost but not quite... Cheney dead. Aim is just a LITTLE off. But almost there.

[GopherGal]

32. That's still worth making a little toast...

So maybe I'll pull out a little sample from what I have prepared for the Great Big Beautiful Day:

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It applies so well to Darth.

[WestMichRad]

13. Another day of SOME disappointment in the obituaries.

But a bit of good news there, too.

I remain hopeful for better days.

[niyad]

14. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

21. Maybe open one for Cheney?🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

[niyad]

22. But of course. I keep a split chilled for small celebrations.

[niyad]

15. I do, however, have a split that I keep chilled for little celebrations

such as this one. Roast in hell, darth cheney.

[SheltieLover]

18. Enjoy!

Consider it practice for the big one...

[niyad]

19. YES!!! And I have orange juice. And it is full moon!

[SheltieLover]

20. Perfection!

[surfered]

24. Maybe try a little Chambord for a Kir Royale

[niyad]

25. Ah, a lovely thought. I was going with orange juice, but a

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Kir Royale is even better!

[surfered]

30. It will be an extra special occasion 🥂

[surfered]

23. Not yet, but...

[malaise]

36. Adding this 😀

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220771442

[bucolic_frolic]

26. Memory Clinic

sooner the better

[twodogsbarking]

27. Zombie Walter Cronkite returns.

"From Palm Beach, Florida , the flash apparently official: President Trump died at 1 p.m. Central Standard Time, 2:00 Eastern Standard Time, some 38 minutes ago" and that's the way it is.

[duckworth969]

28. Hell, when TACO dies...

they’ll stuff the guy, roll him around on a handcart, and prop him up as needed 🙄

[hlthe2b]

31. Apparently there was a mix-up from the Grim Reaper...

..and those voodoo curses from 25 years ago unfortunately overtook those of the present...

[republianmushroom]

33. Wrong one, but close, damn, maybe tomorrow, hopefully.

One gone.

[Torchlight]

34. Close, but no cigar.

Channeling my inner Max Smart, you "missed it by that much..."

[LetMyPeopleVote]

35. But to lighten your mood, just remember he is rotting day by day. 😉

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