"That reminds me of a joke..."

[pamela]

Last edited Tue Nov 4, 2025, 01:42 PM - Edit history (1)

Guy walks up to a Newspaper stand every day and buys a Newspaper. Picks it up and scans the front page and then puts it back.

After many many months of doing this, the vendor asks the guy what he‘s doing.

Guy: “I’m looking for an obit.’’

Vendor: “Obits are inside the Newspaper.‘‘

Guy: “When the Son of a Bitch I‘m looking for dies, his obit will be on the front page.”

[TommieMommy]

1. Oh that's funny 👍👍

[pamela]

2. Wish I could remember the great DUer...

…who use to post this joke every. single. time someone mentioned Dick Cheney.

[malaise]

3. Today is one such day

😀

[Captain Zero]

4. what I will always recall is the "aerial proof" of Saddam's nuclear weapons

Those looked like Trump drawings of hurricane paths. Total bullshit.

[JSK]

5. We were spreading that joke here on DU

TWENTY YEARS AGO!

The day has finally arrived.

Please don't wait so long to call you-know-who home, Satan.

[pamela]

9. Haha, yes.

This was definitely for the old timers. “That reminds me of a joke,” was my first thought when I heard the news.

[2naSalit]

6. That one's becoming a classic!

I get the feeling we'll be seeing this joke circulate widely in the coming months and years as many of the first wave of criminals who created our current mess die off.

[surfered]

7. Repost this someday to Orrex's daily "Is He Dead Yet?"

[Fil1957]

8. Also funny: the time Cheney shot Harry Whittington in the face with a shotgun. Whittington then suffered a heart attack

and collapsed lung. It was a hunting accident, but it was also funny. It was funny because Whittington, the victim, publicly apologized to Cheney!

I guess for getting shot. Go figure...

[madinmaryland]

10. Dick Chaney was giving the president his daily briefing and mentioned three Brazilians were killed....

Rumsfeld said to Chaney shut the fuck up, because he doesn’t want shrub to ask how many that is.