Breaking: sandwich guy acquitted.

[onenote]

[in2herbs]

1. Good news!! nt

[newdeal2]

2. Free subs for all!

[CTyankee]

3. Um, who would that be?

[AZ8theist]

22. The guy arrested by the Gespacho for throwing a sandwich at an SS officer.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/sean-dunn-dc-sandwich-thrower-trial-verdict/

[Solly Mack]

4. Sub-perb!

[leftstreet]

5. I see what you did there

[Solly Mack]

8. :)

[leftstreet]

6. DURec

[Renew Deal]

7. The government was hamstrung

[yardwork]

9. Not The Onion!

[Efilroft Sul]

10. There goes my hero.

[Emile]

11. Will the government have to pay for his defense?

[unblock]

12. You can indict a ham sandwich.

But getting a conviction is a bit harder....

[LetMyPeopleVote]

17. From Joyce Vance

Lawyers do have a sense of humor

Link to tweet

[underpants]

19. Uhhhh Jeanine Pirro is like ....stupid

[malaise]

13. Good

Rec

[miyazaki]

14. They literally got cheesed on this one.

Eat it!

-fuckers

[LetMyPeopleVote]

15. Some of the art that has appeared around the city honoring him

Link to tweet

[calimary]

24. These are terrific!

Just another reason why some call ‘em hero sandwiches! That works perfectly here!

[Coldwater]

16. With the stipulation

he must stay away from the Subway menu

[Aristus]

18. The defense attorney did it pro bono because the defendant no longer had any bread.

[Sneederbunk]

20. I thought maybe Subway paid for counsel.

[Endlessmike56]

21. I guess the prosecution couldn't cut the mustard

[calimary]

23. I'll break bread to that!

[Happy Hoosier]

25. EPIC

Dude better watch himself, though. They will be gunning for him.

[J_William_Ryan]

26. "They will be gunning for him."

True – the fascist right will not be pleased.

[2MuchNoise]

27. That's a wrap!

[appmanga]

28. Jury Nullification - an act of public resistance that can't be challenged...

...by the government. So far, it doesn't seem the Trump Cabal was moved by the election results, nor have they been moved by the unwillingness of D.C. grand juries to bring charges against protestors. Now, there's jury nullification in a case where there was video of the act. Saner people would figure out something is going on here in regards to how the public feels about their government. These fascists will probably double down.

Thank you to the good citizens of the District for continuing to send an unmistakable message of resistance. May there be more.

[cbabe]

29. Charge the cop with perjury?

[appmanga]

30. I didn't see or hear his testimony...

...but it's unlikely he'd be charged even if Pirro wasn't the DA.

[onenote]

32. Correct. Perjury is difficult to prove and rarely charged.

[struggle4progress]

31. Imma havin me a sub wit musty an onyins to celebrate!