Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Frightened to death by a scary, mysterious magnet?

Lost and presumed dead in Chicago's Miracle Mile shopping center?

Fell from the Grand Teton during pardoning ceremony?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[malaise]

1. No but

if lying killed he’d already be six ft under
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220797972

[Grim Chieftain]

2. Hell is not deep enough or hot enough for this cancer on our country

Just die already - slowly, quickly, whatever. Just end this hell you have created.

[Auggie]

3. "Frightened to death by a scary, mysterious magnet"

[Joinfortmill]

4. No, but I am praying for Satan to take this motherf*cker home. Now would be good.

[surfered]

5. No, but he's in for a shock when he does....

[SheltieLover]

10. Good one!

[surfered]

15. 🙏

[LymphocyteLover]

6. I'll take #2, LOL! ...But really, I'll take any of the hundreds of possible endings for him that you've

described over the past several months

[niyad]

7. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

8. 🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾 it's still there...

[SheltieLover]

12. Has to be soon, doesn't it?

[surfered]

16. Not soon enough

[SheltieLover]

11. Soon...

[SheltieLover]

9. Not yet, but the day is young...

Still plenty of time for a fortunate event!

[Blue Owl]

18. Today would be a great day to cleanse the world of this plague

Visualizing a cold pile of flesh and rot being lowered into a hole, never to be seen or heard from again…

[Seinan Sensei]

13. He fell asleep in the Oval Office

They thought he’d died
So they buried him
Then he woke up

[twodogsbarking]

14. For Veterans' day he was given a 47 gun salute, by sharpshooters.

All were direct hits.

[GopherGal]

20. And now 11/11 is a national holiday twice over

or maybe 48 if we honor all veterans plus the 47 who rid us of the orange scourge

[58Sunliner]

17. Nyet.

[hlthe2b]

19. "You call?"

"happy to give the 'a ssssssisssst'"

[republianmushroom]

21. Damn, another disappointment this morning.

There will be more today, the good news a day closer to that day when I won't be disappointed.

[Blumancru]

22. Died of...

…Chronic Penis Insufficiency?