"get your relatives speaking to one another again...

[orleans]

(seen on fb)

[Solly Mack]

1. lolololol

[littlemissmartypants]

2. 🌞👏

[Skittles]

3. omg

when I was a teenager I used to taunt my fussy English grandma with pictures of me and my "boyfriends" - they were usually outrageous looking guys I stopped on the street - like, a guy with a foot-high bright pink mohawk or a really old guy

[Pinback]

5. Bwah, that's funny as hell.

That would make a great art book project. “Dear Granny.”

[Skittles]

6. they were the original selfies

my mum kept telling me to knock it off, she'd hear all about it

[zuul]

12. That's hilarious!

[Skittles]

14. my favorite was Hells Angel biker in full gear

he was such a sweetie pie

[greatauntoftriplets]

4. Maybe the people who live across the hall will lend me their adorable two-year-old daughter.

[brer cat]

7. That is truly funny.

[Mark.b2]

8. I have a cousin with quite the affinity for men, and this....

would have no affect. She’s on kid number five…that we know about.

And half the family doesnt speak to the other half. It’s nothing political. Grandma died, left her house to the three kids, my aunt took care of her for her last four years, she wanted to keep living in the house, the other two siblings wanted the cash and forced a sale. A story as old as time….

[paleotn]

10. My paternal grandfather didn't want the farm broken up between the 4 siblings..

He used primogeniture. All or nothing with respect to acreage, starting with the eldest. 3 sons and a baby sister. My uncle had had enough of farming growing up and passed. My dad said the same. They'd both come back from WWII and started careers outside farming and had no intention of going back. The third sibling liked farming and he took over completely after granddad finally retired for good. No fuse, no muss.

[Enter stage left]

9. Even better if the unknown child was a different race or color than you are!

[Stacey Grove]

11. Glad I don't have family like that

who would make such a distinction.

Ewwww.

[MineralMan]

13. Perfect! That Would Work Every Time.