Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Busted his empty skull open after tripping on a flag on the ground?

Stroked out due to internal server error on Cloudflare's network?

Taken out by IMF operatives over the small matter of $870 million?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[Coldwater]

1. No Not yet

but his grave marker has already been picked out

[murielm99]

2. I love these posts,

but I am getting reports from Cloudflare. How do I get rid of them?

[SheltieLover]

3. Treated to prince bonesaw demo, up close & personal?

Feet tangled in American flag on ground as he wandered aimlessly about, causing a fatal fall?

[QueerDuck]

4. The round chamber felt like a twisted gallery of grandeur, its white walls plastered with gauche gilded appliqu...

The round chamber felt like a twisted gallery of grandeur, its white walls plastered with gauche gilded appliqué ornaments that mocked the gravity of the scene... it echoed secrets and sins. A fat man wearing a red necktie was slumped in a leather chair, the weight of his sins dragging him down, while thick, dark blood conspired to tell a story of betrayal. The oak desk bore witness to chaos—blood-stained documents lay scattered like fallen soldiers, and crimson streaks marred the once-pristine walls and flanking American flags, whispering of multiple violent strikes from the letter opener that stood defiantly plunged in his back.

It was a brutal punctuation mark on a life riddled with greed. Natalia, his Romanian bride, lingered in the doorway, unfazed by the horror before her. Calmly, she dialed my number, her accented voice as steady as the sharp blade that had delivered this grim fate. “Sam Di-a-mond, I need you. Geet over here right a-vay,” she pronounced, her accent wrapping each syllable in a thick, melodic lilt... struggling to form the syllables with her botox infused lips. The words cut through the silence with unsettling ease.

In that moment, beneath the gilded veneer, the air thickened with the scent of betrayal, body odor, urine, and spray-tan.... it create foul stench hinting that the real danger was still out there, lurking in the shadows of a world where $870 million had vanished into the ether, leaving nothing but blood and unanswered questions behind.

[surfered]

12. If that's not ChatGPT, you are really good

I lay by the window
Trying to catch some air
The room was thick with sparkling dust
From the village square

The sun was slowly rising
Casting shadows from the trees
Hoping Trump was dead
While watching leaves floating on the breeze

[LymphocyteLover]

17. that's pretty cool! What's the source?

[malaise]

5. No but

He is stark raving mad
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220813313

[twodogsbarking]

6. Link don't work. Good morning.

[malaise]

9. Working now

Cloud flare was/is the problem.

[twodogsbarking]

7. Got the royal treatment from Prince Kutyaup.

He slices, he dices.

[Turbineguy]

8. Trump's Funeral Dirge

Trump is dead
And the time is right
For dancing in the street..

[malaise]

10. You win the thread today

😀

[twodogsbarking]

21. I second that. Those are two extremely talented and smart men.

[twodogsbarking]

20. They're dancing in Chicago (Dancing in the street) Down in New Orleans (Dancing in the street) In New York City (Dancing

[twodogsbarking]

22. One more thing

[surfered]

11. Struck in the head when Stephen Miller threw his phone in frustration because of constant cloudflare errors

[Seinan Sensei]

13. Karate chopped by Miss Piggy

Hi-YAH !!!

[niyad]

14. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

15. 🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

[LymphocyteLover]

16. The first one would be beautiful irony

[republianmushroom]

18. Damn, another disappointment this morning,

the up side maybe today or tonight, we are a day closer.

[Blumancru]

19. OGed (Over Golded) from exposure to his grotesque new ballroom

[hlthe2b]

23. In the "better late than never response category today... DUCK OFF ORANGE ONE!"