Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Coronary after throwing 427 ketchup bottles at the wall?

Went all to pieces after meeting with a certain Prince?

Drank a gallon of disappearing ink after promising transparency?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[lapfog_1]

1. Accidentally choked to death while extracting horse semen

with a very unusual technique for such operations.

Maxwell had a prized stallion named Bubba?

[Duncanpup]

2. I feel sad for the horse.

[twodogsbarking]

14. Miliking the stallion. Wear cologne for quicker results.

[Hugin]

3. Things happened?

Called the wrong piggy?

Accidentally ate the chocolate cake he baked the Epstein file in?

Anything?

[Coldwater]

4. No but he's

one day closer

[malaise]

5. No but

The dam is breaking

https://www.ms.now/the-last-word

[SheltieLover]

6. Not yet, but it's early. Plenty of time for the fortunate event to occur!

[PuraVidaDreamin]

7. His Piggy heart valves explode?

[LymphocyteLover]

8. I still think he should get some sort of poisoning from all that orange crap he paints himself with

every goddamn day

[surfered]

9. #1

[surfered]

10. Our shared vision

Can’t come soon enough

[sop]

23. MAGA

[3825-87867]

11. For more ideas on how to "celebrate" is he...?

https://www.etsy.com/search?q=is%20he%20dead%20yet&ref=search_bar

This on etsy started out as about one or two pages a month or two ago. It's now gotten rather LARGE!
There are some really great images to give ideas to any who may be interested.
Take some time to peruse the items. Many are very good.
And evidently they are selling pretty well.
Not saying this is all Orrex's fault, but...
Great job, Orrex!
Keep it up!

[niyad]

28. I particularly loved the custom wine labels.

[Orrex]

13. I miss you already.

[malaise]

16. I don't miss it

😂😂

[surfered]

19. The right wingers are always projecting.

[niyad]

26. awwwww, darn. Looks like I missed a troll.

[Orrex]

27. This one professed intimate knowledge of my anatomy

[niyad]

29. Oh my. They are getting weirder.

[malaise]

33. Bwaaaaaah

😀

[Blumancru]

15. Anaphylactic shock due to rare and previously unknown

Interaction between tartar sauce , orange dye, and rage hormones.

[no_hypocrisy]

17. His heart stopped when confronted by the ghost of ex-wife

Ivana Trump.

She threatened to tell all to Michael Wolff.

[surfered]

18. Slipped and fell on a bone saw left in the Oval Office after the meeting with the Saudi Prince

[twodogsbarking]

20. Banana, chair, sunrise. I passed the test yesterday. Can I be President now?

My doc is female. Everyone I saw was female. Super nice and extremely capable people. Take that Vancehole. BP was 126/84. 168 lbs. Science is wonderful.
As for Trump, struck by a science book on the punkin and seeds flew everywhere. Be kind.

[niyad]

21. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[3825-87867]

22. The way things are going

that bottle will fetch a good deal...next century!
Here's to asap!

[surfered]

24. 🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾

[hlthe2b]

25. "What's with the interminable wait...?"

"I was promised a record-setting celebration!"

[LetMyPeopleVote]

30. We have a bottle of champaign in the refrigerator for this occasion

[republianmushroom]

31. Damn, another disappointing morning,

but we are a day closer to a morning with no disappointments, soon hopefully.

[Dulcinea]

32. "Shorter of breath and one day closer to death"

--Pink Floyd, "Time"