Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Skewered by Slovenian Christmas tree while it was being installed?

Thrown overboard by retired Navy Captain Mark Kelly?

Thrown out an airlock by former astronaut Mike Kelly?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[Coldwater]

1. No but sometimes things happen

that sadly we can't control

[malaise]

32. Well lookie lookie

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220830388
Things are looking up

[twodogsbarking]

2. He's not dead but the news says there is a delay in his health insurance plan being released.

Not, I repeat not, making this up.

[niyad]

3. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

8. 🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

[SheltieLover]

11. One can hope it's soon!

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[niyad]

13. Now would be good.

[SheltieLover]

15. Yesterday would've been even better!

[niyad]

20. YES!!!

[SheltieLover]

22. And 79 yrs ago the best option!

[SheltieLover]

10. Soon!

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[GopherGal]

23. Waiting, but not nearly as cheerfully as Louis

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[SheltieLover]

24. But we will all be singing What A Wonderful World when he croaks!

[GopherGal]

26. I suspect the glee will be too great to restrain to a single tune...

We are Democrats, after all.

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[SheltieLover]

27. Great choices!

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I suspect the celebration will be ongoing for quite a while, so plenty of time to line up a lengthy play list!

[GopherGal]

30. I don't have a great variety of genres

but once people are tired from all the unaccustomed dancing, there's this:

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or a more abbreviated version
https://youtube.com/shorts/vxZUnClmZnE?]

[SheltieLover]

31. One of my favs!

Ty for sharing!

[Tanuki]

4. Frozen to death by the frosty glare of the Ice Queen,

who was infuriated that she once again was forced to pretend to geeve a fock about Creesmus for a few minutes upon the arrival of the beautiful Clydesdales hauling the majestic White House Christmas tree?

[Wicked Blue]

5. Falls face-down in his own gilded toilet throne

[SheltieLover]

6. Eps skeleton publicly rattling in his closet pushed him to fatal 19th nervous breakdown?

(

?si=dNq-_7712Fa3FV77 )

[surfered]

7. Snapped his spine, bending over backwards for Putin.

[surfered]

9. Bizarre golf course incident

[Easterncedar]

18. Shark or electrocution?

He said he would choose electrocution, but why not both?

[Blumancru]

12. Empty G crushes his windpipe in a thigh lock

His nulva thwarts attempts to reopen the airway, as valuable minutes are lost when they can’t decide whether to call a tracheotomist or a gynecologist.
In a surprising move, Mailorderia quickly moves in with Don jr.
As no moneymaking opportunity can be allowed to slip away untapped, portions of his ashes are sold online to his fans in tiny plastic urns spray painted gold.
Proceeds go to the family’s favorite charity, themselves.

[niyad]

14. You nearly owed me a keyboard.

[yonder]

19. nulva? I'll be laughing all day.

[hlthe2b]

16. "I used to have patience..."

"NO LONGER!"

[twodogsbarking]

17. House of Turds

He blew his mind out in a car
He didn't notice that the lights had changed
A crowd of people stood and stared
They'd seen his face before
Nobody was really sure if he was from the House of Turds

[cbabe]

21. Scrooge/thank you very very much

https://m.

[Grim Chieftain]

25. Maybe Thanksgiving morning we'll awake to good news

This country has suffered enough.

[BWdem4life]

28. It's not Christmas yet

So my prediction is still possible. Time grows short however..

[malaise]

29. No but

He sure effed up with Mark Kelly.
Impeachment #3 coming up😀