The Rude Pundit: A Rapist Yelled at America

[babylonsister]

https://rudepundit.blogspot.com/2025/12/a-rapist-yelled-at-america.html

The Rude Pundit
Proudly lowering the level of political discourse
12/18/2025
A Rapist Yelled at America


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The rapist, who is not just a rapist but a financial criminal who committed 34 felonies, bellowed and blustered as if he was trying to cover up for the fact that he's a rapist and a criminal and someone who was close friends with and likely helped a child sex trafficker. The rapist, who also stole money from his own charitable organizations, is not good with math. For instance, he lied about the number of undocumented migrants who entered the country during the administration of Joe Biden, who is not a rapist. The rapist said, "Our country was being invaded by an army of 25 million people" and that includes "11,888 murderers." Neither of those numbers are real, but let's say they are. That means that .04% of the migrants are murderers. That's fewer murderers than estimated in the general population (which I've seen at .05%). It means that migrants are less likely to be murderers than people already here.

Add to that the rapist's other nonsensical mathematical statements about lowering prescription prices "by as much as 400, 500 and even 600 percent," which an average fourth grader can tell you is impossible, and that, under Biden, "the typical family lost $5,000 to $10,000 in higher energy costs," which would mean bills tripled, at least, and that didn't happen, and it becomes quite obvious: The rapist is a desperate moron. And he thinks he can blind you with numbers that are completely made up. But he is a rapist, and if everyone always remembers that he's a rapist, if the corporate media were to remind us always that he is a rapist, then maybe he couldn't get away with those lies because who is going to believe a rapist. (Don't answer that. Please don't answer that.)

But the other problem the rapist has is that he is not a good speaker. He's a loud one who can make stupid faces to punctuate a point. That works at rallies where large groups of rapist worshippers gather, all predisposed to giggle as the rapist jiggles in his little dance. Because he is not a good speaker in situations like this, because he yells into a microphone and distorts his voice, because he doesn't really have a facial expression beyond stupid and sneering, because he always sounds like he's berating a waiter for not bringing an extra basket of bread fast enough, he came across as a goddamn lunatic, like the cornered rapist that he is. He was dumb enough to interrupt the season finale of Survivor, and that means that a whole bunch of people who ordinarily don't watch his mad rantings got a taste of what he's really like, with his pathetic Powerpoint presentation and petty grievances.

They got to hear a rapist say of Biden, "He was always blaming Congress and everyone else" while at the same time blaming Biden for everything that hasn't gone right for him. They got to hear a rapist, a rapist who is a Republican president with a Republican House and Republican Senate and a Republican majority on the Supreme Court, say about the failure to do anything to prevent health insurance premiums from skyrocketing for millions of Americans, "It is not the Republicans’ fault. It’s the Democrats’ fault." They got to hear a simpering rapist begging for love and credit for things that he has completely fabricated out of his rapist mind. It's always pathetic when that happens. It's like Jeb Bush saying, "Please clap" if Jeb Bush were a rapist. In other words, we might feel pity but we just feel disgust.

A rapist yelled at America last night. A rapist insisted that he was the greatest president in history. A rapist declared that he did more than any other president has in eight years, which, if measured by destruction and death, perhaps, perhaps. I want Americans to bear in mind every time he pleads for a Nobel Peace Prize, every time he glorifies himself by putting his cursed name on something, every time he opens that lying hole in his face, that it is a rapist saying that, that he behaves like a rapist, that he objectifies everything like a rapist, and that he thinks that he should get to fuck whatever he wants. And that, really, the one thing we don't know yet is just how horrific of a rapist he is.

[malaise]

1. Perfect

Love you Rudie😀

[gab13by13]

2. There is also the possibility that he is a pedophile,

there were 2 little girls who Krasnov may have raped. There were witnesses. One girl sued but got so many death threats she backed out. The other girl, named Maria, simply disappeared.

[FalloutShelter]

4. If this creature had not been born rich...

The authorities would be digging up his basement looking for bodies.

He’s a psychopath.

[babylonsister]

5. Given the effort to cover the whole thing up, and his penchant

for young girls, I'm pretty convinced he is a pedophile.

[BootinUp]

3. kick

[niyad]

6. Spot on, RP.

[PJMcK]

7. The Rudester is one of my favorite commentators

As a fellow New Yorker, he often speaks for me using the language that I’m thinking.

[Coolgoober]

8. Thanks For The Rapist Story

The rapist is a lunatic. The Rapist shouldn't be allowed in the White House. The rapist is a bad rapist man. Make the rapist man go away. What a rapist.

[generalbetrayus]

9. Thanks for posting. The Rude Pundit is bookmarked

on my list of favorites but for some reason I hardly ever check in with him. Must try harder in the future.

[BOSSHOG]

10. The rapist names nice stuff after himself

Because no one else will. The rapist is pure fucking evil and HE IS THE LEADER OF THE REPUBLICAN PARTY LOVED AND FETED BY REPUBLICANS.