Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Stroked out from strain of identifying a cat, a dog, and an elephant?

Shot by O' Hanlon, who's just turned 16?

Collapsed while sputtering something insane about his wife's panty drawers?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[dem4decades]

1. Nope, just crazy.

[surfered]

2. When he dies, we'll be told to be respectful,

No effing way!!!

[GopherGal]

6. That level of hypocrisy is for the Guardians of Pedophiles

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We'll be in a different kind of mood:

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[CaptainTruth]

15. LOVE "On the Day it Finally Happens"!!!

[AllaN01Bear]

13. ding, this .

i will raise my pinky finger in victory dance .

[niyad]

3. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

4. 🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🥂🍾🥂

[SheltieLover]

20. Has to be soon, doesn't it?

[surfered]

21. Can't come soon enough

[SheltieLover]

19. Soon...

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[berniesandersmittens]

5. The letter T falls off the Kennedy center and smashes the pumpkin while he's

making the bigly ugly name change speech under it.

[dalton99a]

7. Another goddamn Christmas

[bluestarone]

8. Afraid not! Maybe we could schedule a

Noon DEATH PRAYER across our country.

[get the red out]

9. The super-flu

Two threads down from this one. Covid-19 failed, but the viruses know that and may have adjusted accordingly.

[Coldwater]

10. Sadly yes, ......................

but we can hope for a new variant

[FarPoint]

11. I will accept.....

He is planning an escape to the Middle East with a departure very soon....Walls closing in on him....There just may be other sources of the Epstein Files/ digital copies released from other say Europe, Asia and/or Russia. Saying from an off shore oligarch ... then, maybe to pstein estate....

Shit is coming...

[CaptainTruth]

14. I wouldn't mind a construction "accident" while his "Ballshit Room" was being constructed.

Sort of a Hoffa-esque ending, perhaps?

[malaise]

16. No but

He’s rotting fast😀

[hlthe2b]

17. "Well, I'm bored out of my gourd, waiting..."

[SheltieLover]

18. Sadly, not yet. But it's early...

[LetMyPeopleVote]

22. What everyone wants for Christmas

Link to tweet

I'll say it: the only thing I want for Christmas is the opportunity to read what THIS childfucker's death was due to sooner rather than later.

— Shaxbert 🔞 (@shaxbert.bsky.social) 2025-12-15T18:11:38.466Z

: What do I want for Christmas?

For everyone in and associated with the incoming second Trump administration to suffer catastrophic aneurisms.

That includes all donors, lawyers, campaign advisers, and members of the press, too.

Take care of it all in one.

— The Disaster Autist (@disaster-autist.bsky.social) 2024-12-14T19:20:43.720Z

[niyad]

23. They are all good, but I do like the all-inclusive last one. They ALL

need to stop wasting oxygen!