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malaise

(296,129 posts)
Mon Dec 22, 2025, 12:33 PM Dec 2025

Patel's new ride -A fleet of armored luxury BMWs

Kash in name and nature😀

https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/kash-patel-orders-himself-fleet-151529663.html

How Kash Patel Ordered Himself a New Fleet of BMWs With FBI Money

Kash Patel made the FBI buy a custom fleet of armored BMW X5 for him to ride around in, according to MS NOW. The standard version of the X5 costs about $70,000.

“It offers protection not just against attacks with blunt instruments and handguns, but also against the world’s most widely used firearm, the AK-47,” the car’s description reads.

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Patel's new ride -A fleet of armored luxury BMWs (Original Post) malaise Dec 2025 OP
WTF? surfered Dec 2025 #1
Added link malaise Dec 2025 #2
Come see the waste, fraud, and abuse inherent in the system! surfered Dec 2025 #8
$300,000 per vehicle malaise Dec 2025 #12
How much does an armored Suburban cost? Abnredleg Dec 2025 #16
I've seen a statement that a Suburban is considerably more expensive MichMan Dec 2025 #28
Absolute waste, fraud, and abuse. slightlv Dec 2025 #22
More conservative values on display BOSSHOG Dec 2025 #3
It's disgusting malaise Dec 2025 #4
How about "his & hers" matching limos for him and his GF? FakeNoose Dec 2025 #5
Apparently this wasn't good enough. Igel Dec 2025 #6
I think that's the upgrade charge. Years back, BMW offered "Protection Series" cars, which doubled their price. TheBlackAdder Dec 2025 #9
Again, I'm just saying... Tommy Carcetti Dec 2025 #7
What the director needs is a stretch limo with a Jacuzzi dalton99a Dec 2025 #10
What the director needs is a stretch with ropes and ratchets. erronis Dec 2025 #19
What about... 2naSalit Dec 2025 #11
He thinks it'll impress his girlfriend. flvegan Dec 2025 #13
It's a brilliant move to allow the agents to be undercover while arresting people who say '"No" to Trump. Ping Tung Dec 2025 #14
+1 dalton99a Dec 2025 #15
What a grifting POS whinny baby NotHardly Dec 2025 #17
Why no Tesla? Blue Owl Dec 2025 #18
That's Tesler. CentralMass Dec 2025 #27
His inevitable fall will be something to see PatSeg Dec 2025 #20
My advocacy for a severe incarceration gets severer and severer. NBachers Dec 2025 #21
JFC orangecrush Dec 2025 #23
This is insanity. I truly don't understand what kind of government we have that this is just standard operating procedur Nanjeanne Dec 2025 #24
Thought he was being fired... lame54 Dec 2025 #25
I don't think he understands that he is a fall guy. He's not helping himself out. Good. marble falls Dec 2025 #26
America breathes a sigh of relief now that KA$H can safely visit his fuckbuddy! struggle4progress Dec 2025 #29
Why are they not Chevrolets? I thought these morons were "America First". Initech Dec 2025 #30
Is there anyone in this maladministration not misusing OUR money? LoisB Dec 2025 #31

slightlv

(7,790 posts)
22. Absolute waste, fraud, and abuse.
Mon Dec 22, 2025, 03:40 PM
Dec 2025

But since its for THEM, it's obviously not seen that way! Who'd think Patel was important enough to go to jail over, anyway?! But when no money comes up for prosecutions of the actual "worst of the worst", we'll be able to point to where it went. Now... clawing it back may be another story.

BOSSHOG

(44,738 posts)
3. More conservative values on display
Mon Dec 22, 2025, 12:37 PM
Dec 2025

Greed and ostentatiousness with total disregard for mission. More waste from the party of responsibility and rape and felony convictions.

FakeNoose

(41,644 posts)
5. How about "his & hers" matching limos for him and his GF?
Mon Dec 22, 2025, 12:39 PM
Dec 2025

What a nice Christmas present and it didn't cost him a nickel.

Igel

(37,535 posts)
6. Apparently this wasn't good enough.
Mon Dec 22, 2025, 12:42 PM
Dec 2025
https://www.instagram.com/p/DAETDPOvUah/

It's (per the legend) a "Chevrolet Suburban/Scaletta Armoring/MSI Defense armored vehicle".

They only run $70-85k, one Internet site tells me. (Maybe it's right, maybe it's wrong. Dunno.)

TheBlackAdder

(29,981 posts)
9. I think that's the upgrade charge. Years back, BMW offered "Protection Series" cars, which doubled their price.
Mon Dec 22, 2025, 12:50 PM
Dec 2025

erronis

(23,882 posts)
19. What the director needs is a stretch with ropes and ratchets.
Mon Dec 22, 2025, 03:04 PM
Dec 2025

Who, me? I don't know what you're talking about!

2naSalit

(102,808 posts)
11. What about...
Mon Dec 22, 2025, 01:17 PM
Dec 2025

Paintball guns? Enough of those attacking and you can blind them quickly.

ETA: Also SuperSoakers filled with paint.

flvegan

(66,281 posts)
13. He thinks it'll impress his girlfriend.
Mon Dec 22, 2025, 01:45 PM
Dec 2025

Like literally any self-indulgent wiener can have armored up GM suvs. If one pulls up in an armored BMW, one is not a self-indulgent wiener, he's a connoisseur.

Ping Tung

(4,370 posts)
14. It's a brilliant move to allow the agents to be undercover while arresting people who say '"No" to Trump.
Mon Dec 22, 2025, 01:56 PM
Dec 2025



PatSeg

(53,214 posts)
20. His inevitable fall will be something to see
Mon Dec 22, 2025, 03:24 PM
Dec 2025

Surely on some level he must realize this is a very short term gig and with the way he's been behaving, that fall gets more likely every day.

Nanjeanne

(6,589 posts)
24. This is insanity. I truly don't understand what kind of government we have that this is just standard operating procedur
Mon Dec 22, 2025, 03:44 PM
Dec 2025

lame54

(39,771 posts)
25. Thought he was being fired...
Mon Dec 22, 2025, 04:23 PM
Dec 2025

Nothing ever pans out
Russia's going broke
Trump is dying
Noem and Patel on their way out
Epstein files will expose them

Whatever

Initech

(108,784 posts)
30. Why are they not Chevrolets? I thought these morons were "America First".
Mon Dec 22, 2025, 06:12 PM
Dec 2025

Also, where is the money for these coming from? They don't mind doing some wasteful government spending as long as they're they're the ones doing the spending.

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