Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Terminated by a robot sent by TruthSocial's chatbot?

Stroked out while rating Karoline Leavitt's butt?

Dismembered by the ghosts of black WWII soldiers buried at Margraten?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[luvallpeeps]

1. Not quite.

I know it smells dead, but we’re not quite there yet. 2026 might be our year.🤞🏽🤞🏽🤞🏽

[PJMcK]

2. She? (n/t)

[Orrex]

3. Dammit. Corrected.

[PJMcK]

4. I thought perhaps Trump had transitioned

And I missed it.

[SheltieLover]

5. In a rush to beat out St. Charlie for popularity in death, stroked out?

Willed off the mortal coil by Peruvian shamans? ( https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220898003 )

Hold the vision, DUers! If not today, maybe tomorrow.

May 2026 be the year St. Orrex begins afresh with a new vision of perpetual hope!

[CaptainTruth]

6. 2026 holds many possibilities.

[SheltieLover]

9. Yup. 365 opportinities to be the day...

[SocialDemocrat61]

7. Hit on 8 maids a milking

the cows stampeded and trampled him.

[malaise]

8. No but it's 2026 in Australia

and time is running out

I’m saving my fireworks for that great day😀

[niyad]

10. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[SheltieLover]

12. Your bottle of bubbly must feel forgotten

But soon will come the day for great celebration & your bottle will hold pride of place.

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[calimary]

15. Yes. One does.

[surfered]

21. 🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾. If it happens tonight, the hangover tomorrow will be epic

[SheltieLover]

26. And well worth it!

[SheltieLover]

36. According to Floyd, it's National Champaigne Day. Let's hope it's an omen!

https://democraticunderground.com/10182266005

🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞

[SheltieLover]

35. According to Floyd, it's National Champaigne Day. An omen?

🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞


https://democraticunderground.com/10182266005

[Harker]

11. He might be, and I haven't heard of it yet.

That's my new approach.

Hope springs eternal.

[SheltieLover]

13. What a wonderfully positive thought!

[Harker]

14. It keeps the inevitability fresh!

[SheltieLover]

16. Yes, it does!

Ty for sharing your wise strategy!

[Harker]

18. What limited wisdom I possess sure was slow in getting here.

New strategies seem needed for the new year!

[SheltieLover]

19. Yes, well, this is certainly a challenging time.

Rather like an emerging pandemic...

Keeps our brains fresh, I suppose, subverting the slop.

[Harker]

20. That's the ticket!

[SheltieLover]

23. Score one for brain plasticity!

👍

[Blumancru]

17. Orders removal of plaque honoring the Tuskegee Airmen

While watching workers remove it, it slips and falls on him, knocking loose a piece of tartar sauce which has been fossilized by hate in his aorta. It lodges in his neck, cutting off what little blood flow he had. Radio stations in Russia play Swine Lake.
Mailorderia collects a bonus from Putin and retires to a castle on the Adriatic. She takes five showers a day to try to remove his stench, but cannot.

[SheltieLover]

24. Swine Lake...

[Blumancru]

30. Thanks Sheltie. It is a challenge to keep them coming every day.

[SheltieLover]

32. It sure is! Many thanks to St. Orrex, Patron Saint of Perpetul Optimism & all who contribute!

[surfered]

22. Buzz Aldrin said it best

Just Do It!!!!!

[SheltieLover]

25. The understatement of the year!

[surfered]

28. If only

[SheltieLover]

29. Keep the faith!

[malaise]

31. Bwaaaah

Pretty please😀

[hlthe2b]

34. ooooh...! I'm saving that one!

[WestMichRad]

27. It would be a Happy New Year indeed

If he was to kick the bucket. The sooner, the better!

[hlthe2b]

33. "I'm gonna help make the prediction of Peruvian shamans come true...!"

"He's pissed even the world's wolverines off completely!"








https://www.independent.co.uk/tv/news/peru-shamans-trump-2026-predictions-b2892573.html

[SheltieLover]

37. According to Floyd, it's National Bubbly Day. Hoping it's an omen!

🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞

https://democraticunderground.com/10182266005

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[bdamomma]

38. Wish

all that hate that consumes him does him in!!!!!

[yellow dahlia]

39. I have January 2nd, 2026, in the pool

that lastlib started.

[SheltieLover]

40. From your keyboard to the Reaper's ear!

[yellow dahlia]

41. Is there such a thing as death dance?