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Orrex

(66,652 posts)
Thu Jan 1, 2026, 09:07 AM 3 hrs ago

Is he dead yet?

Froze to death while wandering lost in the rubble of the East Wing?

Tripped on his diaper and fell down the steps while posing as Baby New Year?

Tripped on his diaper and fell down the steps because it was bound to happen at some point?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex 3 hrs ago OP
I vote for he and his diaper became unhinged and he fell face first in it. GreenWave 3 hrs ago #1
Whoops underpants 3 hrs ago #2
Yesterday was National Champaigne Day & Floyd had glasses of bubbly posted SheltieLover 2 hrs ago #8
Not yet, but it's still possible surfered 3 hrs ago #3
Such a positive thought conveyed through this image SheltieLover 2 hrs ago #7
LOL malaise 2 hrs ago #15
Looks like he got a little help from the little woman! Thunderbeast 31 min ago #30
"Celebrate 2026? I celebrate NOTHING... until hlthe2b 2 hrs ago #4
Just resting his eyes LetMyPeopleVote 2 hrs ago #5
Drown in his own bile from constant raging tantrums? SheltieLover 2 hrs ago #6
At midnight: no_hypocrisy 2 hrs ago #9
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad 2 hrs ago #10
Now would be good timing as the hair of the dog might ease my hangover surfered 2 hrs ago #11
Right now would be perfect! SheltieLover 2 hrs ago #13
Yep, but yesterday would have been better. Grim Chieftain 1 hr ago #16
Well, 79 yrs ago would've been even better. SheltieLover 1 hr ago #18
Another crime: causing bubbly to be neglected SheltieLover 2 hrs ago #12
No but malaise 2 hrs ago #14
The monster will be exceptionally cruel this year when he turns 80 dalton99a 1 hr ago #17
Hopefully, fate will intervene & prevent that event. SheltieLover 1 hr ago #20
According to the "Peru Shamans" who seem to have a very good track record at predicting World events, your question Escurumbele 1 hr ago #19
Promise? Joinfortmill 1 hr ago #26
Not completely, BUT looking like DEATH may be bluestarone 1 hr ago #21
Maybe! Harker 1 hr ago #22
No, we were hoping to have an excuse to open our bottle of Champagne on New Year's Eve, but we're saving... NNadir 1 hr ago #23
TickTock Joinfortmill 1 hr ago #24
If it's possible, I'd like him to have a stroke in public duhneece 1 hr ago #25
+1. "Choking like a dog" dalton99a 48 min ago #28
Everything I have read LilElf70 48 min ago #27
The end of the hunt. Marcuse 38 min ago #29

SheltieLover

(76,463 posts)
8. Yesterday was National Champaigne Day & Floyd had glasses of bubbly posted
Thu Jan 1, 2026, 09:27 AM
2 hrs ago

My 1st thought was: is the rotten fucker dead?

SheltieLover

(76,463 posts)
7. Such a positive thought conveyed through this image
Thu Jan 1, 2026, 09:25 AM
2 hrs ago

Hopefully, when boris goes down, he will fall directly on natasha, a true twofer.

niyad

(129,410 posts)
10. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.
Thu Jan 1, 2026, 09:31 AM
2 hrs ago

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

surfered

(11,334 posts)
11. Now would be good timing as the hair of the dog might ease my hangover
Thu Jan 1, 2026, 09:43 AM
2 hrs ago

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

bluestarone

(21,103 posts)
21. Not completely, BUT looking like DEATH may be
Thu Jan 1, 2026, 10:43 AM
1 hr ago

Starting from his hands, and moving towards the rest of his body. Time will tell!

NNadir

(37,257 posts)
23. No, we were hoping to have an excuse to open our bottle of Champagne on New Year's Eve, but we're saving...
Thu Jan 1, 2026, 11:08 AM
1 hr ago

...it for something better than just another year, specifically a year without the orange pedophile.

duhneece

(4,474 posts)
25. If it's possible, I'd like him to have a stroke in public
Thu Jan 1, 2026, 11:11 AM
1 hr ago

…caught on video. My birthday is January 24.
What a great day to celebrate, even if we then have to contend with JD, Bondi, Mikey….

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