Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Fell to his death in a tacky marble quarry?

Fatally stabbed himself while playing armed forces cosplay?

Shot by a US service member who remembered their oath?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[SheltieLover]

1. Not yet, but hope springs eternal...

Workers dropped a slab of Italian marble on his bald head. ( https://www.democraticunderground.com/10143591562 )

[niyad]

2. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

7. 🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂hope so as Venezuela proves he's out of control

[niyad]

9. Indeed it does.

[SheltieLover]

17. Way out of control & falling asleep standing up!

[SheltieLover]

16. Soon...

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[SocialDemocrat61]

3. Was in the situation room watching the attack on Venezuela

and ordered troops to arrest the corrupt president. When they tried to cuff him, he resisted and they shot him.

[mahina]

4. Crushed by the irony of invading for corruption?

Swallowed whole by our national shame incarnate?

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

5. Could be

I heard Stephen Miller crawled up his ass and is using his body as a disguise.

[COL Mustard]

6. Eeeeewwwwwwww......

Even for Miller that’s gross!!!

[surfered]

8. I think that's where Miller lives

[Blumancru]

10. Gets strongly worded letter of concern from Susan Collins

Dies of laughter

[malaise]

13. Bwaaah

You made me laugh😀

[malaise]

11. No but he and his goons

Will be impeached

[surfered]

12. Hopefully!

[jfz9580m]

14. Unfortunately no

And this is the worst possible time for an overgrown toddler to be president.

An adult is sorely needed. Otoh, if he did die it would be that other toddler Vance.

This lawyer Aziz Huq said a year ago that the courts are the last line of resistance against his excesses. I hope that is still true.

[hlthe2b]

15. Venezuelan (Llanos region) animals on the way to address this illegal act of war...

"Don't sleep too comfortably, orange blob... We are pissed!"











and a bit slower, but equally determined:




:

[MustLoveBeagles]

20. On the march

[GopherGal]

18. Stole Maria Corina Machado's Nobel Peace Prize Medal

Got all excited because it was gold!

Then had a conniption fit when he noticed the inscription "pro pace et fraternitate gentiums" was not in English and the portrait shown on the front was not his own. Amidst a string of howled insults about the "un-American" Nobel committee, the diapered despot suffered an aneurysm and continued on to meet his maker.

Pundits are already debating if next year's committee is allowed to award the Peace Prize to this year's Nobel Committee for their role in ridding the world of this influence.

[yellow dahlia]

19. He was falling asleep standing up a the presser today. I imagined - boom...

him landing hard. I invoked your name...hoping we would have to call you.