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Miles Archer

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Sat Jan 3, 2026, 08:45 AM Jan 3

Trump's signs executive order to re-name his own ass as "The Donald J Trump Kissing Booth."

Trump told the White House Press Pool "It seemed like a natural choice. Seven days a week, Republicans line up to kiss my ass. By doing this, I can now charge $1 per kiss and use that money to make America great again."

When asked how he would accomplish that, Trump replied "I'll have an answer for you in two weeks."

Film at 11.

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