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tblue37

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Sat Jan 3, 2026, 11:01 PM Saturday

Old joke that fits the US today:

A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves.

After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?”

“I’m looking for the obituaries.”

“The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, sir.”

“Not the one I’m looking for.”

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