Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Tripped over Machado while she was shamelessly prostrating herself before him?

Stroked out upon learning that he still doesn't actually have a Nobel?

Killed by flash-bang when he wanted to see what all the fuss is about?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[samnsara]

1. with Putin announcing trumps plan will lead to WW3...

...Im hoping....


pushed out a window

given a poisoned mc burger

a dart to the back

droned while playing golf

a bleeding ulcer from all that asprin

whacked by Barron

[WestMichRad]

2. Buried by baubles

… while playing with all his golden toys.

[SheltieLover]

3. Strangled himself with meaningless nobel ribbon?

Buried in vomit from fed up citizens?

[malaise]

8. You win the thread today

[SheltieLover]

10. Ty! Can't you just see slobby twisting it around to see it shine?

Yuck. Disgusting image, I know...

[surfered]

4. #1. 😁

[surfered]

5. Greenland offers Trump a Viking funeral and says they could be ready tomorrow

[SheltieLover]

11. Perfect! The bigliest ever...to fit his fat ass.

[malaise]

6. No but

I dare him to try and cancel the midterm elections
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220941826

[niyad]

7. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

9. Save it to celebrate the Viking funeral🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

[SheltieLover]

13. Definitely! Biggest world-wide party ever!

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[malaise]

15. or for the nights when we see these results

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220932849

[SheltieLover]

12. Hold the vision please

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[Blue Owl]

14. Machado's framed Nobel medal slips out of his tiny hands and the broken glass slashes a major artery

[hlthe2b]

16. The POS has even demanded her "Best in Show ribbon..."

(and the Rottweiler, German Shepherds, American Staffordshires, and English Bulldogs are on the way to get it back--{and more})...