5-year-old finds porn on Christmas gift

[Renew Deal]

It was a refurbished Nintendo DS

http://www.cnn.com/video/?hpt=hp_c2#/video/us/2012/12/28/family-finds-porn-on-nintendo-game.kusa

[jberryhill]

1. I hope Santa has an audiotape!

Santa keeps a hidden microphone in his beard, just for this reason.

"No, that's what the kid asked for! I'm Santa, fer Chrissakes, I don't tell 'em what to want!"

[Initech]

2. A friend of a friend of mine bought an all in one PC from Rent A Center.

As they were going through the hard drive they found a whopping 60+ GB of porn on it.

[appleannie1]

3. I can understand why that father was upset. Whoever traded that game had

to have been aware of what had been added to the game. What a sick joke. I hope that Game Stop has a record of who traded it.

[DJ13]

4. "I dont understand, little Johnny never puts his Nintendo down after he got it"

[DCKit]

9. Or how he could play those games one-handed.

However, like the gun nuts, whose to say this person wasn't stocking up on porn in the event POTUS shuts off the supply? C'mon, we all know it's coming... right after he takes our guns.

[Sen. Walter Sobchak]

5. In the late 90's I bought a refurbished HP

That came with a ton of webcam recorded home-made porn made by a spectacularly unattractive couple, complete with role playing. It would have made a wonderful abstinence education curriculum.

My girlfriend at the time wanted to send it to Howard Stern, hell she insisted on saving it to a Zip disk before I wiped out the whole machine.

[jberryhill]

7. And successful abstinence education at that!

"My girlfriend at the time", eh?

[Sen. Walter Sobchak]

8. She thought it was the funniest thing she had ever seen,

not titillating, just hilarious.

[Major Nikon]

10. I knew I should have taken my industrial magnet to that computer before I traded it in

[DapperDon]

6. What was Santa thinking refurbishing a DS?

Shame shame shame, Santa.


Seriously though, wtf?

[TlalocW]

11. Technically, my niece gave the same thing to her dad last year

She and her new husband went to Costa Rica for their honeymoon and got everyone t-shirts. Her dad is a Harley rider so she got him a Costa Rican Harley t-shirt. I was the first to notice that the "bad-ass skull" on the back was Salvador Dali's, " In Voluptate Mors."

"What bunch of naked women are you talking... OH, MY GOD!!!!!" - My niece.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File ali_women_skull.jpg

TlalocW