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Aristus

(72,286 posts)
Thu Mar 5, 2026, 10:08 PM Mar 5

Poor Kristi Noem.

She did everything right. She got the ugly plastic surgery. She was cruel, heartless, incompetent, and she took glee in the suffering of others. Republicans eat that shit up.

She got launched anyway.

Lock up your dogs, America. Kristi Noem is back on the street.

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mr715

(3,685 posts)
1. But she is the Shield of the Americas.
Thu Mar 5, 2026, 10:09 PM
Mar 5

Yeah, I know.

She got humiliated and is disgraced. I'd have rather her died of thirst, but whatever. We take what we can get.

Aristus

(72,286 posts)
2. I'd like to see those face implants collapse.
Thu Mar 5, 2026, 10:12 PM
Mar 5

I guess the lower orders go for Mar-a-Lago face. But nobody goes for a face that’s dragging in the dirt.

mr715

(3,685 posts)
5. She used to be pretty, before I heard of her...
Thu Mar 5, 2026, 10:16 PM
Mar 5

She has turned her outside as monstrous as her inside.

That Mar-A-Lago face... Man. Jesus. It just looks so classless.

I guess the botox will keep her from crying.

Aristus

(72,286 posts)
9. A lot of them were.
Thu Mar 5, 2026, 10:19 PM
Mar 5

Why fuck up your face when it was nice to start with?

Shows what brainless chuzzlewits they are…

Aristus

(72,286 posts)
6. Let's hope there are more very public humiliations in her future.
Thu Mar 5, 2026, 10:17 PM
Mar 5

I’m sure we all want karma for the dog. Getting fired from a government job just isn’t it.

Irish_Dem

(81,719 posts)
4. Trumped loved the dog murder story so much he hired her right away.
Thu Mar 5, 2026, 10:15 PM
Mar 5

He was impressed with her.

But that story came back to bite her in her plastic surgery butt.

mr715

(3,685 posts)
7. I thought the dog murder ended her VP consideration
Thu Mar 5, 2026, 10:17 PM
Mar 5

So she ended up in the upper lower cabinet

Irish_Dem

(81,719 posts)
8. She got hired for the Trump Crime Syndicate.
Thu Mar 5, 2026, 10:19 PM
Mar 5

In a much more lucrative and visible position than VP.
But the mob boss always move people around.

mr715

(3,685 posts)
13. Yeah -- DHS was a consolation prize.
Thu Mar 5, 2026, 10:31 PM
Mar 5

Upper lower Cabinet.

Better than Commerce and Labor, not as prestigious as State or Justice

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HeartsCanHope

(1,693 posts)
15. I don't want Gnome to get ANY more of our money!
Fri Mar 6, 2026, 12:20 AM
Mar 6

She has wasted so much of our tax dollars that could have been used to help the vulnerable in our country.

She is a murderer of humans and animals, (Karma for the goat, too!)

I hope there will be an accounting for all the pain and suffering she has caused.

Come on November!

SusieCreamcheese

(47 posts)
17. Justice for Cricket
Fri Mar 6, 2026, 12:37 AM
Mar 6

Representative Markowitz wore a button on his lapel that said "Justice for Cricket" (the puppy's name)

BaronChocula

(4,620 posts)
18. On the nose
Fri Mar 6, 2026, 01:02 AM
Mar 6

She failed trump by doing everything trump wanted? Meanwhile, Steven Miller, safely entrenched.

Figarosmom

(12,370 posts)
19. No it's worse than that.
Fri Mar 6, 2026, 01:11 AM
Mar 6

She'll be spending her time talking to South Americans for the next 3 years helping them push right wing politics. And helping trump take back Pamama.

She'll be spending a lot of time in the places she's been deporting others to.

Cha

(319,456 posts)
20. Noem even Labeled Renee Good &
Fri Mar 6, 2026, 01:29 AM
Mar 6

Alex Pretti Domestic Terrorists. That still didn't save the Hideous Monster's bacon

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