Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Choked on outrage that the press was allowed back into White House press briefings?

Dehydrated when he couldn't get his straw into his juice box?

Assassinated by unknown operatives in the name of simple human decency?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?


(to anyone reading this, maybe let's avoid the temptation to cheapen Mueller's death by referencing it here)

[Goonch]

1. ;-{) HEIMLICH

[malaise]

2. No but

He sure is terrified about the likely results of the coming November elections

[hlthe2b]

4. "I scratch his ugly face off!!!"

"I keel him!!!"

We know how you feel, kitty. Truly.

[SocialDemocrat61]

5. Haunted by Robert Mueller's ghost

Tried to run away and hid in the document disposal room and accidentally got shredded with Epstein files he was hiding.

[littlemissmartypants]

6. 🌞Good morning, Orrex. Love the caveat.

Not to criticize your choices, I'm visualizing a Capri Sun with dehydration and choking. The result of being too weak to both insert the straw* and chew his way in with the outcome of tiny pieces (of the horrible container **) becoming lodged in both the esophagus and airway.

*Who among us while volunteering at some youth group function has not struggled with that damn straw?
**With what kind of horrible combination of plastic are those threats to the environment constructed?

This is not an endorsement of Capri Sun. It is, however, an endorsement of the thing we're all waiting for, lividity.

I hope that everyone has a lovely day. Stay strong. Stay encouraged. Keep the faith.

❤️

[Orrex]

8. Love it!

[littlemissmartypants]

11. Love you. 🌞❤️

[surfered]

7. Not yet and we're not the only ones frustrated about that...

[Blue Owl]

9. Failed so far upwards he became oxygen-starved

[LetMyPeopleVote]

10. Something to look forward to

Link to tweet

[twodogsbarking]

12. King size bottle of ketchup exploded and blew his head clean off.

[littlemissmartypants]

13. Emphasis on "king" sized?

I'm wondering if I should feel guilty for laughing out loud at this one.

I will be praying for forgiveness, but only for waking up my dog, twodogsbarking.

😀🫥🤔

[Wicked Blue]

18. Dictator-sized bottle

[littlemissmartypants]

22. Wow! How big is that? 😀🤔

[Wicked Blue]

23. Boot(ed) sized

[littlemissmartypants]

24. Zing!

[twodogsbarking]

19. You got it. The Clint Easwood quote too was intentional.

"But being this is a KING sized ketchup bottle, the most powerful handgun in the world and would blow your head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?".

[surfered]

21. The scene of the accident..

[TBF]

14. Drowned while trying to claim the Strait of Hormuz

for the Trump family?

[AllaN01Bear]

15. hem. dang nabbit. no.

[niyad]

16. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopeneed.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

20. I have a dream...

🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾

[Wicked Blue]

17. Nailed in a three-way, guns-drawn standoff

with Poot and Bibi. Fortunately, they manage to nail one another.

SNL's "The Standoff -- https://www.watcherswatch.com/snl-the-standoff-111820127