White House unveils 'OnlyFarms' website, welcomes farmers with golden tractor on South Lawn

[underpants]

NY Post.


The Trump White House showed farmers some love Friday with a suggestive new website highlighting its agricultural policy, along with a massive golden tractor on the South Lawn.

The administration unveiled “OnlyFarms” — yes, the name is a deliberate play on the adult website OnlyFans — which is housed on the official WhiteHouse.gov website, but can only be found by searching “OnlyFarms.gov.”

While less sexy than its more popular counterpart, OnlyFarms includes a searchable map where users can click on their state to see the average amount they’ve saved due to Trump’s farming agenda. 👀🙄

The nation’s agricultural sector is struggling with high fuel and fertilizer costs as a result of President Trump’s global tariff scheme and the war against Iran.

https://nypost.com/2026/03/27/us-news/white-house-unveils-onlyfarms-website-welcomes-farmers-with-golden-tractor-on-south-lawn/

[sop]

1. A "massive golden tractor"?

Fendt tractors are normally painted green. I suspect one of their corporate product placement guys must have said, "Hey, if we paint the damned thing gold, Trump will show it off at the White House!"

[Initech]

2. His obsession with gold is so fucking weird!

[Mz Pip]

3. Golden tractors

Not the first thought that came to my mind when I saw Onlyfarms. 😳

[sinkingfeeling]

4. Well, I can't find it. "... WhiteHouse.gov website, but can only be found by searching "OnlyFarms.gov."