Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Overexerted himself while trying to pull the plug on Giuliani's respirator?

Stroked out trying to remember who started his Iran war?

Beaten to death by children in the Oval Office who'd had enough of his shit?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[Goonch]

1. ;-{) LURED BY LILITH

[C_U_L8R]

2. Trump goes for the 50 mile hike

And never comes back.

[malaise]

3. No but

He’ll soon wish he were

[SocialDemocrat61]

4. No but ordered Taco Bell

for cinco de mayo and the whole staff spit in his food

[IronLionZion]

5. Challenged the kids to identify a bear, a squirrel, an alligator

so they encouraged him to go get a very close look at wild alligators in Florida to make sure. Chomp!

[LymphocyteLover]

6. I'd love it if he stroked out ranting idiotically about trans weightlifters

[twodogsbarking]

7. Killed in the first scene of Melaaaaniaaah's new movie "Scream 47".

A whodunnit where noone cares whodunnit.

[niyad]

8. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

11. We share your dream...

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

[SheltieLover]

14. 🥳

What a party that will be!

[GopherGal]

23. World wide!

]

[niyad]

17. EXACTLY!!!

[SheltieLover]

13. Soon...

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[hlthe2b]

9. The Orange Menace is about to learn the meaning of HUMP DAY (NOT TRUMP DAY)!

[surfered]

10. Suffers a stroke when he sees the latest poll numbers...

[niyad]

18. I nearly spit out my coffee!

[SheltieLover]

12. Sadly, no. But he looks like he has been dead for a while.

[no_hypocrisy]

15. Getting there . . . . .

Where there's smoke, there's fire.

[Wicked Blue]

16. 'Mutilized' by irate parents of the kids who visited him in the Blight House

Nodded off while inspecting the future ballroom bunker and fell into the crater.

Stroke while sitting on his gold toilet.

[niyad]

19. Love "Blight House" !!!

[malaise]

20. That would be

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Fitting

[Blue Owl]

21. Soon, one lucky undertaker will have the pleasure of gluing his lips shut -- forever....

What a glorious day that will be….

[Wicked Blue]

22. I wonder if there's an undertaker who can do pre-demise lip sealing