If Lindsey Graham were a store in the mall, what would it be called?

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If Lindsey Graham were a store in the mall, what would it be called?
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That's pretty much the perfect name.

[Glorfindel]

1. "Aunt Pittypat's - Specializing in Smelling Salts"

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[dchill]

2. Fluffernutter.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. Toadies R Us

[hatrack]

4. Lamprey, Eel & Hagfish, LLC

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[SalmonChantedEvening]

5. Foot Licker. nt

[trueblue2007]

6. @$$ Holes R Us !!!!!!

[Polybius]

29. ...

[cwydro]

47. Right on cue.

[True Dough]

8. Bed, Bath and Beyond the Pale

Can't stand that guy!

[Gore1FL]

9. Traitor Joes. nt

[MLAA]

21. Winner!

[smirkymonkey]

34. That's a good one!

[3catwoman3]

10. Hypocrites "R" Us.

Spineless, Inc.

[sop]

11. Putin's Secret

[WA-03 Democrat]

12. Lindsey's Secrets

“Home of the Plush Velvet Robe and a Dazzling Array of Ascots”

[moondust]

13. Bankrupt.

[soothsayer]

14. Lol!

[ret5hd]

15. DoucheBags-R-Us

“The Vestigial Spine” Massage Parlor
“Pudgy’s Donuts”
“Handmaids Tack & Supply”

[magicarpet]

16. This..... ?

The White Cracker and

White Peanut Butter Shoppe,

With a Law Office way down back.

[Funtatlaguy]

17. Closets, Closets, Closets. Courtesy of "Modern Family".

[C_U_L8R]

18. Cracker Barrel

[roamer65]

19. Kompromat.

[Initech]

20. This!

[2naSalit]

35. That's it!

[Tribetime]

48. LMAO👍

[Geechie]

22. Spencers

One lame joke after the other.

[BleedsBlue]

23. "THE GAP"

[RainCaster]

24. The Human Bidet

[Progressive Jones]

25. A kiosk in the mall that sells toe nail fungus products. nt

[meadowlander]

26. Build-A-Politician Workshop

Pay enough money and you can stick anything you like on him.

[meadowlander]

27. Cheat? Skate! Factory

[LakeArenal]

28. Vacant. For Sale.

[Wounded Bear]

30. Windvanes-R-Us...

"We go whichever way the wind blows."

[Blue Owl]

31. The Hypocrite Hut

[smirkymonkey]

32. The Vapahs.

(Vapors). I am supposing that is how you would pronounce it with his accent. Correct me if I am wrong.

This thread is hilarious!

[mzmolly]

33. Cravens

[KY_EnviroGuy]

36. Dr. Lindsey's Snake Oil and Exotic Kool-Aid Emporium.

KY.......

[pfitz59]

37. Spineless

A place for jellyfish, and other non-chordata

[Blue Owl]

38. The Shame Shack

[LeftInTX]

39. Bed, Bath and Beyond Redemption, Banana Republican

The Graham Cracker Store, The Rogue Poodle (Pet store which sells poodles who need "special services".)

[Cha]

40. Slithery Snakes for Sale!

[dalton99a]

41. It's outside the mall, in the dumpster

Graham is lower than dog shit

[krispos42]

42. Auntie Lindsey's Logic Pretzels

Able to twist logic into any shape to match the moment!

Available dipping sauces include cheese, ranch, garlic butter, and Trump's puckered asshole.

[cwydro]

56. "Auntie" is very cute.

Insult women at the same time as making a sexual slur.

Clever of you.

[ProfessorGAC]

43. It Would Be *This Space Available*

Empty store for an empty suit.

[Geechie]

57. Winner winner chicken dinner!!

[July]

44. Waffle House. nt

[DFW]

45. I can't guess the name of the store, but I know the sign in the window

"Everything on sale! No reasonable cash offer refused for anything left, including the owner!"

[Piasladic]

46. Jeepers Creepers

[Tribetime]

49. Traitors joe

[Takket]

50. The boot licker

Selling boot shaped lollipops.

[Celerity]

51. Cracker Over-A-Barrel, or Chickenshit-fil-A

[Roisin Ni Fiachra]

52. Lindsey's Secret

[SmartVoter22]

53. Storage

[maxrandb]

54. "Dingleberries"

"Bed, Bath and Santorum" (Don't Google it)

"Craven Hut"

"Crackers"

"Build-a-Sycophant"

"Vapors"

This is fun

[VA_Jill]

55. Remora Aquarium Supplies

[msfiddlestix]

58. Drunk 'n Loaded -Whisky and Whiny Barrel

[NNadir]

59. Lynchee Nuts.

[mvd]

60. Liar King

Instead of Burger King.

[mia]

61. Doormats "R" Us

Each touched by the foot of Donald J. Trump!

Framed memories of your devotion to The Donald!

Special price for the Collectors Edition Doormat: Run over by the bus and preserved just for you!

[bluestarone]

62. The NOT MADE IN AMERICA STORE!

RUBLES ONLY

[Tommymac]

63. Going Out of Business.

[Xolodno]

64. Anal Bleaching