Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Torn to shreds by the vengeful spirits of exhumed Vietnamese?

Coronary upon learning that he's suddenly on the hook for $1.7B?

Crushed during construction accident by workers swiftly removing his name from the Kennedy Center?


Holy fucking shit for literally any reason at all?

[SheltieLover]

1. Trampled by a stampeed of golden horses?

[Goonch]

2. ;-{) POST PHYSICAL NIGHT SNACK

;-

[LymphocyteLover]

3. if only, if only, if only... but I'm particularly loving the 3rd one

[littlemissmartypants]

9. The ghosts got my attention, too. 👻🇻🇳👻🇻🇳👻

[SheltieLover]

11. Maybe part of the reason the slob is up rage tweeting every night?

👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻

[malaise]

4. No but

He’s hiding the medical
15 days to go to the big 80

[littlemissmartypants]

10. We should do a countdown with gag gifts... 🤪 🤔

[malaise]

19. My playlist starts with

What a Hard Man fi Dead

[littlemissmartypants]

21. Hopefully he won't bounce back up!!

[Celerity]

5. We can but wish and hope.

FOAD Trump.

[Blue Owl]

6. C'mon already ya fat fuck piece of shit pedo raping racist

May his death be ugly

[littlemissmartypants]

8. Just like him? 👍

[SheltieLover]

12. And irrefutably public!

[littlemissmartypants]

7. 🌞Good morning! Can I get everything, all at once for $1776?

Or $250? As long as it's all three, I'd pay anything. I like having a backup plan. 😉

I hope that everyone has a lovely day!

❤️🤍💙

[SheltieLover]

13. Good morning to you & your best girl floof, Pants!

[littlemissmartypants]

14. 🌞❤️

[SheltieLover]

15. 💞💞

[True Dough]

16. Not dead, but his medical confirmed a few things...

[malaise]

26. You win the thread

Choking with laughter

[MustLoveBeagles]

30. Only half?

I'd dispute that number. Should be much higher

[bucolic_frolic]

17. Church bells will ring

everyone will want a tug

[surfered]

18. No, but Trump's physical finds he's gained 14 pounds and approaching clinical obesity.

https://www.rawstory.com/trump-health-2676975717/

Retaining fluids due to congestive heart failure, hopefully. Then there’s this :



No fat soldiers, but what about the Commander-in-Chief?

And soldiers have to pay their own way to Trump’s big event? Kinda cheesy, don’t you think?

[COL Mustard]

20. But "We love the troops "!

What better way to show it than making them pay out of pocket to attend this kind of event?

[malaise]

28. Enjoy

[Kid Berwyn]

32. Great documentary, doctors.

The DE-cline is data driven. The DE-mentia is plain to see and a danger to the public.

[Wicked Blue]

22. He decided to find out whether he won

when he hears the phrase

"He who dies with the most toys wins."

[QueerDuck]

23. Hit on the head by an accidentally dropped letter being removed from the Kennedy Center?

[niyad]

24. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

25. We share your hope..

[hlthe2b]

27. "He's choking on three big legal findings AGAINST him...."

"but we just be 'chillin..." (and biding our time)

[MustLoveBeagles]

33. Swinging puppies are adorable puppies

[LetMyPeopleVote]

29. Trumps test results are in

[Kid Berwyn]

31. Slowly, but steadily.

Guy’s rotting from the inside out. Wait until his skin suit explodes like the alien-stuffed evil farmer in Men in Black, with expanding icky pants that explode all over the Stephen Millers of the Turd Reich. Cut! It’s a wrap.

[MustLoveBeagles]

34. Very creative!

[Kid Berwyn]

35. Thank you very much, MustLoveBeagles!

The flying saucer script is more believable than the real-life story playing out from Mobland-on-the-Potomac.

Who could imagine an American president looting Fort Knox like Auric Goldfinger while demanding he be worshipped like a communist tyrant, besides Poppy Bush and Rev. Moon?

In a June 2018 interview on Fox News, Donald Trump praised North Korean leader Kim Jong-un and expressed a desire for similar loyalty from his own followers, stating: "He speaks and his people sit up at attention. I want my people to do the same."

[MustLoveBeagles]

36. The dead Kennedys (not the band) chase dump in his dreams

He wakes with a start during a cabinet meeting. There's a struggle! The ghosts are real! RFK is trying without luck to slap some sense into his son As dump witnesses this he feels cold fingers slither around his neck. His vision goes dark....