Really, he's not batsh*t certified f*cking insane: Here's Trump's solution for the artists bailing on CircleJerk 250

[Miles Archer]

I understand Artists are getting “the yips” having to do with their performance on Wednesday, so I am thinking about bringing the Number One Attraction anywhere in the World, the man who gets much larger audiences than Elvis in his prime, and he does so without a guitar, the man who loves our Country more than anyone else, and the man who some say is the Greatest President in History (THE GOAT!), DONALD J. TRUMP, to take the place of these highly paid, Third Rate “Artists,” and give a major speech, rallying the Country forward like I have done ever since being President! Two years ago, the United States was DEAD. Now we have the “HOTTEST” Country anywhere in the World. I don’t want so-called “Artists” that get paid far too much money, who aren’t happy. I only want to be surrounded by Happy People, Smart People, Successful People, and People that know how to WIN. So, by copy of this TRUTH, I am ordering my Representatives to look at the feasibility of doing an AMERICA IS BACK Rally on Wednesday, Washington, D.C., same time, same location. Only Great Patriots invited — It will be a Wild and Beautiful Celebration of America! President DONALD J. TRUMP

[Irish_Dem]

1. Trump attracts the most stupid, miserable, criminal, ugly people the world has ever seen.

[greatauntoftriplets]

2. Aren't we lucky?

[Srkdqltr]

3. Seriously? Has to be ... well maybe not.

[Miles Archer]

10. I saw it on Bluesky...I took the extra step of going to "Trump Truths" to prove it was legit, then...

...I clicked through and saw it on Truth Social, because when I first saw it, I thought "THERE'S NO WAY THIS IS REAL. This is a JOKE."

And, sadly, it wasn't a joke.

[pat_k]

16. He is a parody of himself now.

[uppityperson]

4. What?

[dweller]

5. jump to it minions

“ So, by copy of this TRUTH, I am ordering …”


you have your orders






✌🏻

[dalton99a]

6. He'll pay people to attend

[Norrrm]

11. He and Hegseth want military members to attend but they have to pay their own way.

[Wiz Imp]

19. That's the UFC boondoggle on his birthday, NOT the concert on July 4

[Norrrm]

26. It's getting more difficult to keep track of his self-glorification boondoggles.

[Wiz Imp]

28. I just found out, the concerts were supposed to be spread out over 2 weeks, not all on July 4.

However, none of them were scheduled for any "Wednesday" like Trump stated. I have no idea WTF he is talking about.

[misanthrope]

36. Nor does he**

nm

[ananda]

7. Will he lead a chorus of YMCA?

[yellowcanine]

52. Going to do his patented "clenched fist dance"

[bif]

8. Please tell me this is from The Onion

[GenThePerservering]

9. He's going to make a damn fool of himself

slobbing all over the podium because he can't stand up, and slurring into the mic with the same old grievance whine. Will be wild!

[HighFired49]

44. Oh, so it's going to be a rerun. NT

NT

[allegorical oracle]

47. He'll be high on his own supply and slinging vulgarities at every

person who ever crossed him in his life. Like Castro, he loves an audience like nothing else.

[taxi]

12. Not enough time for that much bullet proof glass. We need transparent aluminum, and quickly!

In Star Trek IV the ship had to travel back in time to get a whale and they needed to make a special tank to hold it. A similar situation exists now. In order to get enough bullet proof glass or transparent aluminum an official US UFO will have to do the time warp so that the stable genius will be well protected. They've got it all figured out.

They needed the large plexiglass panels to make the tank for the whales on the ship. They didn't have any money. But they have knowledge of advanced materials like transparent aluminum, which would be worth a great deal of money to that man and his company. So in exchange for the plexiglass for the whale tank, they provide him with the formula for transparent aluminum.

https://scifi.stackexchange.com/questions/16053/why-does-the-aluminium-need-to-be-transparent]

[dweller]

13. Im afraid he's gonna

Bulldoze the rest of the White House out of spite

😖



✌🏻

[rampartd]

30. save us the trouble

he man rules the world because he wired his hotel bedrooms.

think joe biden's white house wasn't wired?

i'm for imploding everything he has touched.

[2naSalit]

14. So if he has...

A magat rally on the lawn, we can anticipate cleanup of this kind of rubbish after the trash leaves.

[ZDU]

15. U! S! A! U! S! A!

Is this where we start chanting U! S A! (askin' for a friend)

[The Wizard]

59. MAGAts hear USA USA USA

The rest of the world hears Seig Heil.

[ZDU]

66. Exactly!

[Ocelot II]

17. Sad and hilarious at the same time. He's deeply butthurt because even the mostly washed-up "stars"

on the list have declined his invitation (they're probably all booked up playing gigs at puppet shows, county fairs and retirement homes), so, stomping his little feet and exhibiting the most spectacular display of the sourest of sour grapes, he says: I DOESN'T NEED those overpaid musicians because I WILL BE THE SHOW AND IT WILL BE THE BESTEST EVER because I AM THE GREATEST AMERICAN PRESIDENT EVER and I WILL INVITE ONLY THE GREATEST PATRIOTS! So take that, you haters! And thank you for your attention to this matter.

But he's the healthiest president who ever lived and his cognitive tests are perfect.

[The Wizard]

62. Some say LePetomane is coming out of retirement. (NT)

[Ocelot II]

63. LOL! Totally appropriate.

[RPM]

65. Was that a subtle reference to:

PUPPET SHOW

- and -

Spinal Tap

[underpants]

18. 😂😂😂

Link to tweet

?s=46

[PCIntern]

20. Well, he's certainly the most successful and prolific bullshit artist in history.

Say what you want about Hitler, Pol Pot, Mussolini, Ghenghis Khan, and the rest but they had some earthly talents. This guy is utterly and totally incompetent and a dope besides.

[Turbineguy]

21. He's a singer too

This man is very now-now, as inspector Clouseau would say.

[-misanthroptimist]

22. That poor man.

What a fucked up, insecure mess.

[C_U_L8R]

23. Go for it, Trumpy

This ought to be hilarious.

[malaise]

24. Stark raving mad is kind

That is all

[LetMyPeopleVote]

25. Trump admin panics in fair talent search as artists bail: 'We can't just have Kid Rock'

trump is in panic mode

Trump admin panics in fair talent search as artists bail: ‘We can’t just have Kid Rock’

— Raw Story (@rawstory.com) 2026-05-30T16:30:16Z

https://www.rawstory.com/freedom-250-2676976282

The “Great American State Fair” – a multi-day festival organized by the President Donald Trump-linked group Freedom 250 – has seen a mass exodus of performers bail on the event after they learned of its ties to the president, and the Trump administration is scrambling to find acts to replace them, insiders told Zeteo in its report Saturday.

“We can’t just have Kid Rock every day [of the state fair],” a Trump appointee told Zeteo, speaking on the condition of anonymity. “It’s a little f------ embarrassing when you can’t hold on to Bret Michaels… But we’re confident we’ll get a good line-up.”

Since announcing the lineup for the patriotic event designed to celebrate the United States’ 250th anniversary, “nearly all” performers had pulled out of the event. An entertainment industry insider, also speaking on the condition of anonymity, told Zeteo that when reaching out to artists for the event, Freedom 250 “seemed almost purposefully vague at times, with Donald Trump’s name not being used once.”....

The Trump administration’s search for replacement acts may prove difficult, however, based on the feedback from one “well-connected Hollywood agent” who spoke with Zeteo on the condition of anonymity.

[sheshe2]

49. They need Lara!

Why does it sound like she is holding her nose when she 'sings'.

Holding your nose while singing can affect the quality of your voice. It can lead to a nasal tone, which is often described as a bright or obnoxious quality. This occurs when the sound is primarily resonated within the nasal cavity rather than the chest, throat, and mouth. To avoid this, singers should practice proper breath support, master correct mouth position, focus on facial resonance, and avoid excessive jaw tension. These techniques help ensure that the sound is produced in the mouth and throat, resulting in a more natural and pleasing tone.
voicescience.org

[Wiz Imp]

27. WTF is he talking about? What performance on Wednesday?

The artists have dropped out of their previously announced appearance at the Great American State Fair. The schedule was as folows:

Martina McBride | June 25
C+C Music Factory | June 26
Vanilla Ice | June 26
Milli Vanilli | June 26
Young MC | June 26
The Commodores | June 27
Morris Day and The Time | June 27
Flo Rida | July 2
Bret Michaels | July 3

None of the performers were even scheduled to perform on any Wednesday. The man needs to be locked up.

[Norrrm]

29. There are many, many entertainers who support Trump. Start dialing.

https://www.bing.com/search?q=entertainers+who+support+trump&form=ANNTH1&refig=6a1b1cdc8b1042f6ba3b09543de681df&pc=U531

[Miles Archer]

38. Problem is, he wants to break some virgins...it's his rapist mentality.

Of course he knows he can call Kid Rock, Nugent, Lee Greenwood, Jason Aldean, who would ALL SAY "I'll be right there, SIR."

He wants "tuna."

That's the word the Yakuza uses in Japan to describe "new female talent" in the porn industry.

He KNOWS a marquee with proven sycophants would simply result in ridicule.

He wants to be able to point to that first cut of artists and say "SEE? THEY love me," and with the exception of Vanilla Ice, that's not true.

[Faux pas]

31. Yeah Sure Ya Betcha hump.

How much are you going to pay your "huge" crowd of fans to show up? Luckily, not everyone is stoopider than you.

[CivicGrief]

32. Will it be as "wild" as

the parties on Epstein’s island or the January 6 insurrection?

[GoCubsGo]

33. The "HOTTEST" country in the world...

By that he means, "We're fucking radioactive to everyone around the world. Nobody wants anything to do with us, including our own musical artists."

Can't wait to see the tantrum he throws when nobody shows up to his stupid rally.

[Disaffected]

34. Now he really fooled me.

I swore that could not be real but, there it is.

[misanthrope]

35. This shows how far past "sell by" date this dotard is

His automatic reference to Elvis Presley is pretty anachronistic. Plenty of other music stars have packed larger venues more consistently than Presley did in the half-century since Presley died.

Trump might as well have compared himself to Al Jolson or Bing Crosby.

[RedWhiteBlueIsRacist]

37. Trump sees the U.S. as a contestant in a teen beauty pageant. She's the hottest!

[CoopersDad]

39. 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩

I give this idea five 💩.

Hilarity just the same!

[Vinca]

40. The dumb shit couldn't stay awake long enough even if he wants to be the main attraction.

[musette_sf]

41. I so wish Rob Reiner was here to drag the MF

[MIButterfly]

42. Third rate artists they may be; I don't know how "highly paid" they are

but they were the best you could get and even they don't want anything to do with you. So what does that tell you, Trumpy?

Nah nah nah nah nah. If you don't want to play with me, I don't like you anymore. What a whiny little bitch. And he's the fricking president.

And now he thinks he's bigger than Elvis. Delusions of grandeur much? Come to think of it, he is bigger than Elvis at his heaviest, but certainly not in crowd size. Elvis was loved by millions all over the world; DJT, not so much.

[MustLoveBeagles]

60. Elvis had enormous talent

Wasn't whiney and was very handsome even when he was heavy.

[MIButterfly]

61. Absolutely! There is no comparison

I don't know why he thinks he's bigger than Elvis. Oh yeah, he's a narcissist. He thinks he's better than every other person who's ever lived in the entire universe since the dawn of all time.

I can't imagine how his brain works. And I don't even want to know. He's a pathetic little man; always has been and always will be.

[MustLoveBeagles]

64. He's an empty person

He's the only person I can think of that has absolutely no redeeming qualities. Even W who I couldn't stand I think was a good father and husband once he quit drinking. He also loved his dogs. But trump, nothing.

[ashredux]

43. Damn, it's so hard to tell whether it is Trump's actual posting or the Onion....🤔

[Aviation Pro]

45. We're the "hottest" country

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Because you’re burning it down, you child raping fuckwad.

[KPN]

46. Hilarious! This dipshit not only has no pride, he has no comprehension of the word's meaning! He's an embarassment to

the human species.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

48. Trump to headline Great American State Fair after music acts cancel

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Trump’s advisers worked quickly to organize a rally, set for June 24, after several performers slated for the concert series to be held this summer on the National Mall dropped out.

🧵 NEW WaPo: Trump to headline at Freedom 250 Great American State Fair after music acts cancel.

Freedom 250 spokesperson said yesterday that Trump's Freedom 250 is 'inherently nonpolitical.'

So Trump will perform at his 'inherently nonpolitical' Freedom 250 event.

wapo.st/3PwQEyL

— Nancy Levine Stearns (@nancylevinestearns.bsky.social) 2026-05-30T20:13:55.601Z

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2026/05/30/trump-headline-great-american-state-fair-after-music-acts-cancel

President Donald Trump will headline an opening ceremony for the Great American State Fair on the National Mall next month after many of the musical performers slated for the event canceled, citing the event’s associations with him.

The Great American State Fair — organized by Freedom 250, a Trump-aligned entity he created by executive order to plan semiquincentennial events — this week announced a lineup of performers. More than half canceled shortly thereafter, including Martina McBride and Bret Michaels, claiming they had not known about the organizing group’s connections to the president.

After Trump said on his Truth Social platform Saturday that he understood “Artists are getting ‘the yips’” about performing and suggested headlining the event himself, Danielle Alvarez, an adviser to Freedom 250, confirmed to The Washington Post that Trump will now kick off an opening event for the fair.

“As the visionary behind the Great American State Fair, we are excited to announce that President Trump will personally kick off this historic celebration on Wednesday, June 24 in an opening ceremony celebrating America’s 250th birthday,” Alvarez said in a statement first shared with The Post. She called the multiday event “a World’s Fair celebrating the people, traditions, innovations, and spirit that make America the greatest nation on Earth.”.....

Prior to Freedom 250 confirming the newly planned speech, Trump in his Truth Social post wrote that he was “thinking about bringing the Number One Attraction anywhere in the World, the man who gets much larger audiences than Elvis in his prime, and he does so without a guitar, the man who loves our Country more than anyone else, and the man who some say is the Greatest President in History (THE GOAT!), DONALD J. TRUMP, to take the place of these highly paid, Third Rate ‘Artists,’ and give a major speech, rallying the Country forward like I have done ever since being President!”

[struggle4progress]

50. "Groove with Donny as he sings your favorite songs! Don't miss the daily dance to YMCA!"

[bamagal62]

51. Fat Elvis.

[walkingman]

53. Poor Donny, he got his feelings hurt 😂 Time for the "white coats" and a strait jacket.

[markie]

54. "perform"?

"....to behave in ways that exhibit........., often merely for show"

[LetMyPeopleVote]

55. The ketchup alert status has been raised to KETCHCON 1!

Link to tweet

Link to tweet

Link to tweet

[LilElf70]

56. All these bands pretty much said

"FU". Since no one wants to play ball with the corrupt dictator, he decides to be the "fake star" of the day. That should go over like a fart in church. He's really gonna stink up the place. I would go, even if you paid me to go.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

57. Trump's biggest fans reject his 'lame and boring' new proposal: 'This is so egotistical'

Even trump's biggest fans do not want a trump speech instead of music at this "festival." I really hope that trump gives one of his hour plus speeches.

Trump's biggest fans reject his 'lame and boring' new proposal: 'This is so egotistical'

— Raw Story (@rawstory.com) 2026-05-30T23:30:12Z

https://www.rawstory.com/trump-2676976777/

Some of Donald Trump's most reliable supporters are pushing back after the White House announced the president would deliver a speech as the replacement for artists who pulled out of the America 250 celebration, with critics on the right calling the move self-aggrandizing and tone-deaf.

The White House promoted the event as an "AMERICA IS BACK Rally!" but prominent conservative voices were not impressed.

Matt Walsh, the right-wing commentator and one of Trump's most prominent media allies, called the decision an unforced error. "Replacing a concert with a speech is lame and boring," Walsh wrote on X. "Just go out and get real musicians to play. Don't cancel the concert just because a bunch of washed up old has-beens canceled. There are hundreds of artists out there who might not be famous but would absolutely leap at the chance to play on a stage like this."

Jenna Ellis, the former Trump campaign lawyer who was among those charged in the Georgia election interference case, was more direct. "America 250 is not about Trump," she wrote. "This is so egotistical."

Conservative commentator Jackie Chea made a similar point, suggesting Trump "shouldn't make the concert into a rally" and instead should "channel his Show Biz days and let new artists compete with patriotic songs."

[oasis]

58. If we thought Trump's "Parade?"was a flop, wait

until this “turkey” gets underway.

[Martin Eden]

67. Originally billed as a "nonpartisan" celebration of America

He says "Only Great Patriots invited."

If Great Patriots are Americans who truly understand and strive to carry forward the highest ideals in our Declaration of Independence and Constitution, Donald Trump would not be allowed anywhere near the podium.