Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Mysteriously bludgeoned with a gavel after threatening Casey Cooper?

High-fived to death by some house-flipping asshole who disappeared without a trace 30 years ago?

Fell from his chair and busted his head while swooning over a guy who throws a ball for a living?


Just fucking died for literally any reason at all?

[SheltieLover]

1. Not yet but with any luck the Grim Reaper will make this day memorable!

[surfered]

2. Suffered a stroke when Emmet Otter's Jug Band announced it would not be performing at his Freedom 250 event.

[Orrex]

7. The Gnats also canceled

/

[Goonch]

3. ;-{) DEVOURED BY BALLROOM BUNKER BUILD CREATURE

[hlthe2b]

4. I see the Orange Menace found a way to "coax" his performers to come--

But...

"You can drag me there, but you can't make me perform! "

[malaise]

6. Too good

Rec

[MustLoveBeagles]

20. These cute dogs also had the sense to cancel

[malaise]

5. No but

He’s about to invade Cuba
Eff that

[QueerDuck]

8. Not yet. But I feel confident that tomorrow might bring better news!

Fingers crossed!

[twodogsbarking]

9. Tried to destroy the John F. Kennedy Memorial and caught his hair on fire on the eternal flame and melted.

An orange cloud of smoke could be seen for 250 miles.

[niyad]

11. !!!

[niyad]

10. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[MiHale]

12. On that Day...you won't have to ask...the noisy celebration will tip you off.

[Orrex]

13. Although that's certainly true...

I still dread the inevitable whitewash we'll see from our obedient and housebroken media.

As soon as the last fetid breath leaves his rotten lungs, the media will begin devoutly celebrating his life and presidency, instead of taking that opportunity to expose what a horrible monster he was and how fucking worthless his fuckhead KKKultists were and are and will remain.

At most, the media will call him "a polarizing figure who left an indelible mark on history."

[niyad]

14. It will be far more revolting than what they spewed after tricky dick

and ronnie ray-gun stopped wasting oxygen.

[Orrex]

15. Yep

Of course, that won't get in the way of my celebratory dancing, but it'll still be annoying.

[MiHale]

17. 👍...

I think the same…but maybe because they’ll only have to deal with his ghost things may loosen up…hope reigns eternal.

[WestMichRad]

16. Another month of disappointment in the obituaries.

Sigh.

Soon, please!!

[LetMyPeopleVote]

18. One day we will wake up..

[Blue Owl]

19. The windmills of his mind started spinning so fast

They formed a rapidly growing cancerous tumor that consumed him in five days