Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Crushed during a late-night demolition project?

Stroked out upon being upstaged by another super-wealthy fuckhead?

Coronary upon receipt of a bill for $300B?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[surfered]

1. Overcome by a toxic algae bloom in the National Mall Reflecting Pool

https://www.politico.com/news/2026/06/12/algae-resurfaces-in-reflecting-pool-multi-million-dollar-renovation-00960609

[Grim Chieftain]

10. Lean closer

[SheltieLover]

21. A kick in the ass would be helpful...

[niyad]

29. A sudden gust of wind?

[SheltieLover]

32. Yes!

How about a reverse fart?

[niyad]

37. yes!

[SheltieLover]

43. Lol. Anything! A feather could do the trick!

[BidenRocks]

44. Splash!

Another big DC earthquake!

[redwitch]

2. Not so far as I know but...

Apoplexy over the Kennedy Center name removal might do it. Fingers crossed!

[niyad]

3. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

8. We share your dream...

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

[SheltieLover]

19. Better hurry, Reaper!

By the looks of the slob, you are late...

[SheltieLover]

18. Keep it chilling! Here's hoping the Kennedy Center issue will finish the slob!

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[Hassin Bin Sober]

4. .

[twodogsbarking]

24. My men.

[BidenRocks]

45. To me, that's either a New Orleans funeral band, or

the Government of the Congo paying chump a visit.

Or,,,

[Hassin Bin Sober]

66. These guys on standby in the hospital

[dalton99a]

5. The asshole will be 80 tomorrow.

[littlemissmartypants]

23. 🕛Tick Tock🕛 🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞

[SocialDemocrat61]

6. Tried to stop the working people removing his name

from the Kennedy Center. Accidently hit himself in the head with a pick axe...according to their union rep.

[malaise]

7. No but

His curtain call is close
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100221302432

[surfered]

13. My dream..

Let the name of Trump be stricken from every book and tablet, stricken from all pylons and obelisks, stricken from every monument in the USA. Let the name of Trump be unheard and unspoken, erased from the memory of men for all time.

[malaise]

14. What makes me happy is that his name is coming down

while he’s still alive - utter humiliation just in time for his 80th birthday.
Croak you mo ster! The planet hates you.

[surfered]

15. The scorn and humiliation might just do him in. Here's hoping.

[kimbutgar]

31. The name should be synonymous with traitor, cheater, huckster, con man and Benedict Arnold !

[SheltieLover]

33. Yes!

[niyad]

71. I thought it already was, along wiith sexual predator, and pedopohile.

[2MuchNoise]

9. Fell from a scaffold while trying to write his name on a wall with a sharpie.

[littlemissmartypants]

25. Hahahaha. For the sharpie!

[Grim Chieftain]

11. Maybe July 4th

July 4th would be good.

[niyad]

12. Now would be better.

[electric_blue68]

47. True, but imagine the Celebrations on this 4th, then!

As a ? blue sky poster said...

You'll see the block parties ftom Space!

[niyad]

62. True. But I am sick of him wasting our oxygen and other resources.

[jls4561]

16. Not yet, but while we wait.. a lawsuit has been filed to surround him with scaffolding and a tarp.

At least until the blasphemous letters are removed and the Kennedy Center.

[SheltieLover]

17. Not yet, but perhaps his name removal from the Kennedy Center will do the trick?

[LetMyPeopleVote]

20. Everyone pays in the end

[Blue Owl]

22. A senile Mitch McConnell mistook his head for an actual pumpkin

[MustLoveBeagles]

74. Good one 😅

[hlthe2b]

26. "Nipple Scandal? All gathered in the Situation Room to strategize what to do?"

"I think I may have been caught up in HIS scandal! Oh my!"

[niyad]

34. What "nipple scandal"? I saw a title about that a few daysago, but

never got around to reading the OP.

[hlthe2b]

36. Something about Trump and (I think) an underage girl on Epstein plane or premise...

Given how many competing scandals and travesties are going on --mostly Trump-created, promoted, MSM has not followed up on it (yet).

[niyad]

38. I just saw Jeff Tiedrich's "This Week In Stupid" from his daily column.

One of the first as an ai-slop generated imagine of jesus and the flag at the "dedication of the country to jesus" or some such christofascist stupidity. One of the female helpers had a most revealing costume.

[Ocelot II]

51. Hoo boy.

According to the NYT article, Trump was said to have a thing for young girls' nipples.

The old Giuffre case file included emails sent to a journalist by another Epstein victim, Sarah Ransome, who later sued Epstein and Maxwell. Epstein had also settled that case.

In the emails, Ransome claimed that she knew a girl in Epstein’s sex-trafficking ring named Jen, who said she had sex with Trump. Ransome also claimed that Jen had told her that Trump had a predilection for nipples and that he had aggressively flicked and sucked hers. Ransome wrote that she had seen evidence when she shared a bathroom with Jen. “They looked incredibly painful as they were red and swollen and I remember wincing when I looked at them,” she wrote.

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/06/10/magazine/trump-epstein-files-white-house-vance-doj.html?unlocked_article_code=1.pVA.6_2m.d8fIJgq1Flts&smid=url-share

[niyad]

60. Dear Goddess. But I guess nothing about this disgusting pervert

should surprise us anymore.

[2MuchNoise]

82. Now, aren't you sorry you asked?

I'm kind of sorry I read that.

[niyad]

84. I really thought it was the one in the jesus pic!

[yellow dahlia]

80. So unsettling. Don't read in depth unless you have a strong stomach.

[niyad]

83. Understood. I read as much as I needed to. Sickening. Unsurprising.

He has always been cruel and vicious.

[Joinfortmill]

40. Omg!

[MustLoveBeagles]

75. Lol

[twodogsbarking]

27. Fell from the scaffolding at JFK Center while trying to replace his name. A tarp was placed over his corpse.

Republicans said he would return in three days. Vance is objecting saying it is his turn.

[littlemissmartypants]

28. 🌞Good morning!

One day closer and I'm ready to exhale. I hope that everyone has a lovely day. ❤️

[SheltieLover]

35. Wishing you & best girl floof a lovely day!

[littlemissmartypants]

46. Thank you, SL. She's been the most entertaining helper

I've ever had today. I'm trying to fold laundry, and she keeps trying to get into every piece. She thinks we're getting dressed to go out, I reckon. I can't stop laughing.

I had to relocate my operation, and now she's making the most pitiful whimpering sound. Poor dear.

She's ready for a nap. So am I.

Love you, SL.

❤️

[SheltieLover]

49. Awwww. Why not dress her in her fav outfit?

Maybe that will satisfy her.

Sweet pupper... 🥰

[littlemissmartypants]

53. She's wearing her green dress now. And she's still trying to get into a shirt I just put down on the bed.

She will also get into any tote or purse that I put where she can get to it. I trained her to get into her backpack, and she keeps trying to get into everything that will carry her.

I don't want to discourage her, and she's determined that I won't leave without her.

You can bet she's going to be dressed up if we go out. I have to be sneaky if she's not part of the plan though. I hate to hurt her feelings. Leaving is so hard.

I love her so much.

[SheltieLover]

55. Awwwww. She loves you, too, Pants!

You are the best floof mom ever.

Have you ever tried Rescue Remedy or FES 5 Flower Essence to help her with her anxiety?

Holistic vets & healthfood stores carry it & many rescues use it. 💞

[littlemissmartypants]

56. She goes right to sleep. As long as I tip toe out. But thanks for the suggestion. 💞

[SheltieLover]

57. Yw! Glad she doesn't suffer separation anxiety.

💞

[littlemissmartypants]

59. Me too. But she's a velcro dog at home for sure. 💞

[SheltieLover]

70. Velcroed to your shoulder?

[littlemissmartypants]

85. She'd ride around up there all day if I let her. We'd need some real velcro though.

I'm pretty active, and I wouldn't want her falling asleep and sliding off.


❤️

[SheltieLover]

86. Lol

Do you have a carrier where she hangs on your chest?

💞

[littlemissmartypants]

87. Yes, ma'am. We have everything...

Front, backpack, sidesling. I even have some of these:



But it's too hot to wear them in the summer.

I know they say they're for dads, but we're not sexist in our house.

As you can imagine, she's spoiled rotten. She's my last dog. Lucky number seven.

Princess Spice (one of her many nicknames) believes that she belongs on my shoulder. I love that for her. But I also want to sleep.

Here I am conflicted. Here she is in charge and adorable.

I'm glad she doesn't weigh more than five pounds.

My #fridayfeeling? It looks like love.

— (@2diamondeyes.bsky.social) 2026-06-05T06:03:50.489Z

Princess Spice (one of her many nicknames) believes that she belongs on my shoulder. I love that for her. But I also want to sleep.

Here I am conflicted. Here she is in charge and adorable.

I'm glad she doesn't weigh more than five pounds.

My #fridayfeeling? It looks like love.

💞

[SheltieLover]

88. Squeeeeeee!

She is so adorable, Pants! Ty for sharing her with us!

I love the T-shirt! Yes, I would imagine it's way too hot there for that at this time of year.

Skritches to Princess Spice!

[littlemissmartypants]

89. Skritches delivered. ❤️

[SheltieLover]

90. Ty!

[Goonch]

30. ;-{) BAD JUJU

[Joinfortmill]

39. Very close, very very close.

[WestMichRad]

41. No, but it sure smells like he is!

[Sneederbunk]

42. Iranian agent substituted real Coke for Diet Coke.

[Initech]

48. Lightning storm during the UFC fight?

[niyad]

63. Mother Nature at Her finest?

[Initech]

67. Never prayed for rain so hard!

[niyad]

69. Lightning. LOTS of lightning.. And high winds.

[Initech]

72. Come on hurricane!

I want one of those old time sitcom / cartoon rain clouds over Trump's head!

[niyad]

81. A tornado would be easier. They are very localized, can occur

almost anywhere.

[lapfog_1]

50. drowned in a pool of elephant pee in Texas

[Orrex]

58. Nice one!

[Initech]

68. Elephants pee like 3 gallons. That's insane!

[Blue Owl]

76. That's the golden shower that POS deserves

[buzzycrumbhunger]

52. Obviously, simply *asking* is not enough...

Isn’t there a spell we could muster to hurry things along? *flashes blade menacingly at shriveled pumpkin sacrifice*

[littlemissmartypants]

54. Bring on the incantations!!

[niyad]

64. We are working on it!

[Orrex]

73. You know, if it's bad for karma or whatnot, I'll take one for the team

[Blue Owl]

77. That and voodoo dolls

I need to get me one of those — in one or two days it would be destroyed by thousands of pinholes….

[Traildogbob]

61. When it happens

We will certainly know. The joy, unity, disbelief and euphoria will be like a combination of the Knicks come from behind victory scene last week and the Men’s Soccer victory last night. The cheering, chanting of USA will be Welcomed back as a true patriotic come together, not a MAGA rallying cry to install white supremacy as the guiding light to their way out of all the suppression white’s have endured for ages hundred years.
Especially seeing the fans after the soccer game dressed in every thing you can put on your body in red, white and blue, with the joy of being an American instead of the official uniform for a Trump kkklan gathering.
And knowing MAGA’s are not soccer fans in general, (only one football) last nights celebration gave me a sense of us taking back our colors and celebrating a unity of so many different ethnicities all being represented in those crowds packed in like sardines with one message, Go USA USA USA, not scared to touch a person of another shade. Just a massive happy crowd, consisting of all the
People that make up this country. And the team itself filled with a such a diverse group of Americans from so many nationalities.
When he is dead, WE WILL ALL know it.
And finally we reclaim our colors, our unity, and once again the pride we use to cherish, as one nation, with freedoms we all enjoy, that so many fought and died for, for 250 years, those same patriots that gave all, from every color, from every religion and even those that have no religion.
USA USA USA.
Just my thought, for the first time in a long time, hearing that and seeing that was damn prideful again.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

65. Electrocuted when lightning struck the giant claw set up for his MMA spectacle

All joking aside, it is a distinct possibility that it could attract lightning in a storm.

[Blue Owl]

78. Bring it on Mother Nature!

Mother Nature is likely very, very angry at Donald tRump

[ZDU]

79. Lighting a Holy Candle...

... to hasten the event.