incredible things are happening with Trump's hair today

[riversedge]

Soon Trumpy will be a hippy!!


incredible things are happening with Trump's hair today

incredible things are happening with Trump's hair today

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) 2026-06-22T20:05:25.820Z

Is it a pony tail?

— Catincognito skeeting since 07/3/2023 (@catincognito.bsky.social) 2026-06-22T20:06:21.128Z

[Traildogbob]

1. And a baby

Horses ass is usually right under a ponies tail.

[some_of_us_are_sane]

2. No..........a HORSE'S ASS tail!

[C_U_L8R]

3. It also looks like his turkey neck sprouted another turkey neck

This is not a person with a long healthy life ahead.

[Aviation Pro]

4. Got that child raping mullet going on

A hairstyle that would make Joe Dirt sick with envy.

What a fucking piece of white trash.

Also, quit pretending like you’re paying attention you clueless fuck.

[Torchlight]

5. Either a tribble from Star Trek

or Hell Toupee https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0511100/


Either way, I gotta hand it to the guy-- he's getting closer and closer to that Malibu Barbie updoo look.

[Eko]

6. Its kinda like a mohawk mullet.

[Marie Marie]

8. Yup, a mullet - goes well with that UFC Redneck State Fair.

[MorbidButterflyTat]

7. Ewww!

The flabby neckgina!

Looks like the bullet hole has healed completely tho!

[some_of_us_are_sane]

21. He's brought down the IQ average for the entire 50 states

just by *"being himself" (i.e.- *tasteless and crude with below average intelligence and the refinement of an excrement-flinging orangutan.)

.....

[Deuxcents]

9. What's that mound on top of his head? All the benefits of the office and he doesn't get a haircut?

[PatSeg]

15. And clearly he can afford a topnotch hairstylist

I know there are a lot of issues with his hair, but a real professional could do an amazing makeover. You just know that some have probably tried and he was so set in his limited ways that he rejected any useful advice.

The same with the clown ties, baggy blue suits, and bronze pancake makeup. He looks in the mirror and he see Adonis. Such a strange, strange man.

[kacekwl]

10. Looks like a

Powdered wig.

[electric_blue68]

11. Ha! That thought crossed my mind.

[Scrivener7]

16. It's the aging wood duck hairdo.

[DFW]

12. Maybe the sulfur-titanium-phosphorus amalgam is disintegrating

And the Chinese wouldn’t divulge the secret how to catalyze the three elements to resemble hair.

(You just add three drops of soy sauce to the mixture, but no one outside of Xi’s inner circle knows that)

[3catwoman3]

13. His hairstyle has always looked ridiculous and not in the. least flattering.

It's not a look that is aging well.

[PatSeg]

17. Nothing about this man is aging well

[MustLoveBeagles]

14. You could put that in a pigtail

No hippie worth their salt would ever accept him in their club.

[2MuchNoise]

19. I really want to see him with a man bun.

[MustLoveBeagles]

20. He's almost there 😀

[allegorical oracle]

18. Aw, that's the same old duck's ass. It's usually shellacked down. He's letting it

fly free.

[LeftInTX]

22. I thought this was gonna be about algae growing in his hair.

"What the world needs now is algae hair.
It's the only thing, that there's just too little of"
"We don't need another ballroom, there are ballrooms and arches enough to climb
There are golf courses and wrestling rings too much to count
Enough till the end of time"

[LudwigPastorius]

23. He is still rocking a skullet (with combover) for the UFC fight.

...as a tribute to his pal.