Uh-oh, I think the D.C. vandals have been to Mara-Lago as well!

[tavernier]

Thick blankets of smelly sargassum seaweed are currently washing ashore on Palm Beach County beaches. Tourists and locals can barely tolerate the stench, choosing to stay away from the beach areas.

Poor Rump. Those Antifa criminals are everywhere!!

[greatauntoftriplets]

1. It's the Antifa Mafia!

[tavernier]

4. Obama and Biden have hired boats

to dump the weeds on his beach.

Will they never stop the madness???

[greatauntoftriplets]

5. I hope not.

It's good trouble.

[rzemanfl]

6. The boats are from Cuba and Soros is paying for them, right?

on account of because

[lame54]

25. It's Alg Qaeda

[greatauntoftriplets]

31. Another good one!

[maxrandb]

29. No! It's "Amphibfa"

Saw someone dressed like a frog with an "I Am Amphibfa" t-shirt at the reflecting pool.

I am still laughing

[greatauntoftriplets]

30. That's good!

[Blue Owl]

2. Odd... everywhere he goes there's reeking scum....

[La Urraca]

14. Too good❗️

😂🙌🏼‼️

[Goonch]

3. ;-{) THIS

[the_liberal_grandpa]

7. I fear it's Algaezeera

[La Urraca]

15. Another good one 😂

😂‼️🙌🏼‼️

[calimary]

21. OMG!

BEST comment - and that’s quite an accomplishment when this Trump disaster just dishes ‘em out with shovels.

No. Not shovels. Earth-movers. Maybe with truckloads of dynamite.

[Ocelot II]

8. All seaweed is a form of algae. Sargassum seaweed is a species of macroalgae.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sargassum. The big brother of the reflecting pool's algae.

[Mysterian]

9. Algae-Qaeda strikes again!

[surfered]

10. It's washing up on Gulf beaches of Red States, too. Trump should pay them $300 billion to stop it.

[malaise]

26. We've been having problems for years

in the Caribbean as well. Sometimes we just can’t go in the water

[Pinback]

11. Paging Pat Robertson

or Rick Warren (or whoever the current leading messianic televangelist grifter is). This all has to be some kind of divine signal, right?

[progressoid]

13. Good ole John Hagee

From 2008

Hagee Says Hurricane Katrina Struck New Orleans Because It Was ‘Planning A Sinful’ ‘Homosexual Rally’

https://archive.thinkprogress.org/hagee-says-hurricane-katrina-struck-new-orleans-because-it-was-planning-a-sinful-homosexual-rally-55b392a04322/

[Pinback]

16. But when tornadoes hit Arkansas, Mississippi, Alabama, et al.

it’s the Lord “testing their faith” or some such bullshit. Anything but a scientific explanation.

[progressoid]

17. The Lord moves in mysterious ways.

It's best not to question it too much. Just put your donation in the plate.

[FakeNoose]

12. We can thank El Nino for this, I believe

There's no political agenda, this stuff happens courtesy of Mother Nature.

[MustLoveBeagles]

23. True

I just love the timing 😜

[yellow dahlia]

28. It's not nice to fool mother nature.

[Totally Tunsie]

18. OMG...did someone go into the ocean and slash the floor with big knives?

Chump better drain the ocean and call in his pool guy to lay a new lining! Damn vandals. They're why chump can't have nice things.

[OMGWTF]

19. You misspelled Merde-a-Lardo

[RockCreek]

27. More apt a name than ever!

[Initech]

20. When everything you touch turns to a sewer, and you smell like that...

It's understandable that it follows you everywhere!

[calimary]

22. Like a bad aftershave.

Or maybe what happens after serving a stewpot full of beans.

[Initech]

24. I didn't know aftershave was still a thing!