This is a direct quote from trump right now in PA as he addresses the economy

[senseandsensibility]

Trump: I met a great police officer. New York's finest. And he said, "Sir, I want to thank you. My wife didn't think much of me. We were having marital difficulty. She thought I was nothing." I looked at him. The muscles were all over the place. He didn't suffer from that.

He is on the campaign trail today trying to tout the economy. Here's what I think: that is the best economic message I have ever heard, Sir. Please keep using it until the midterms so that big strong Americans can hear it and be moved to tears by your greatness.

[UpInArms]

1. Word salad

WTaF

[senseandsensibility]

2. Shh...it's a great message!!

He should keep using it, and all the Rs running this Nov. should too!

[PatSeg]

3. The problem is

people get used to the incoherence after awhile and start to think it makes sense. Absolutely bizarre.

[mountain grammy]

33. That's cause they're stupid

Anyone who votes for this madness is stupid.

[PatSeg]

39. And they hear what they want to hear

His lips are moving, but for the most part they really aren't listening to him, but rather the voices in their own heads.

I think they all have their own universal translators in their heads, like the ones they used in Star Trek and it translates gibberish into their bias. Once Trump figured that out, he just rattled off whatever popped into his head knowing there would be no repercussions. Hannibal Lector, sharks, electric boats, dishwashers.......

I feel I saw the turning point in 2016 when he exclaimed that he could shoot someone on 5th Avenue and not lose any of his supporters. He seemed genuinely amazed and after that, pretty much anything was okay. And when the Access Hollywood tape emerged and it didn't destroy him politically, he was completely unchained.

[lastlib]

8. More like verbal vomit......

[mdbl]

26. Perfect!

[Ars Longa]

15. OMG! Please no more " Sir" stories!!

[LeftinOH]

4. That's like when Grandma is at the end of the dinner table and can't follow or hear

what everyone else is saying, so she's having a conversation of her very own. People occasionally look in her direction, smile and nod. "What's she on about now?" "Who knows.. just let her ramble."

[FalloutShelter]

5. Now he's telling "Sir" stories

On the campaign trail about guys he is hot for.

[eppur_se_muova]

6. Trmp doesn't do word salad ... with him it's word haggis.

Or word scrapple, for you Merlinders who know about that.

[erronis]

9. Haggis in the morning. Nothing better!

[GenThePerservering]

32. Scrapple is tasty! His word mush is rank.

[rurallib]

7. see how he sneakily diverts from Epstein

who thought of Epstein during that brilliant story? Not me.

[MoseShrute]

10. ?

What is his fetish with muscled men all about? Kinda reminds me of that Kris Kattan character on SNL, the gay Hitler. (Absolutely no offense intended to our gay brothers and sisters.)

[dave99]

14. One wonders what was videoed on those files PUtin has on shitstain ?

[bamagal62]

11. WTF is he taking about?

[Buddyzbuddy]

12. That is some funny sh*t "sir".

[Mr.Bee]

13. Me Too!

I can't make sense out of it.
"The muscles were all over the place."
Why? Did He Explode?
"He didn't suffer from that."
Suffer from WHAT?

I can't believe the Republican't Party is keeping this idiot in office merely to maintain power!
J. Skunk

[fujiyamasan]

16. There's always some homoerotic undertone to everything he says

I mean c’mon:

His theme is basically Village people - ymca

Talking about Arnold Palmer dick size
Talking about Marco Rubio dick size

Which other guys’ dicks is he obsessed with?

[TVguyCards]

17. This is what you sound like

after eating ass.

[pansypoo53219]

18. the snowflake NEEEEEEEEEDS daily affirmations(fluffing--bs blowjobs).

[H2O Man]

19. Recommended.

After an extended initial outburst of uncontrolled laughter upon reading that, I contacted my son to read it to him. There are reasons to believe the fella's not doing well. Yet the maga republicans in DC have to pretend they understand and fully agree with the point the president made in a poetic, if not bibical, fancy fashion.

[QueerDuck]

20. In due time... this will be mimed by Bransen Gates (who goes by @bransennn on TikTok and @branhattan on Instagram)

[Attilatheblond]

25. Could explain why he was drawn to very young females he could overpower. Beards that were almost boyish?

[Initech]

21. What.... and I cannot emphasize this enough... the fuck????

[Joinfortmill]

22. Donald sure seems to like the dudes.

[ananda]

23. Can you imagine being so compromised...

that you would worship and follow a crazy
snake lik that?

[Permanut]

24. That's the most profound and statesmanlike statement I've ever heard..

Please, Dear Leader, repeat this story everywhere you go.

Just in case:

[JBTaurus83]

27. He's sounding like he's coming out of the closet

Lately. He can’t get enough of hot muscle guys.

[Henry203]

28. Roy Cohn and Trump

Gee I wonder how many times they got it on.

[JBTaurus83]

38. What a horrifying thought.

[The Wizard]

29. Thought disorders and loose associations

are covered by Obamacare.

[Picaro]

30. Gibberish

The MAGA’s will fully understand this coded nonsense.

[LisaL]

31. So what exactly did this cop wanted to thank Trump for?

I am confused.

[ToxMarz]

34. When a man's wife says she doesn't think much of him

Believe her!

[LisaL]

35. I agree with that, but what is he thanking Trump for?

[dpibel]

36. Making his 401K Yuge

That, at least, is usually the ending to this particular Sir Story.

"My wife thought I was an idiot. Now, thanks to you, our 401K is monstrogigantic and she thinks I'm the greatest investor ever.

He's been using this one for a while.

[maxsolomon]

37. WTF is the point of that story?

Trump fixed their marriage by fucking the cop's wife?