Armed man arrested near ex-Pres. Bush's home says he was 'contacted spiritually' to deliver package

[The Straight Story]

Man Detained Near Bush Home
Man detained by Secret Service outside Bush's Dallas home

A man was detained by Secret Service agents outside the Dallas home of former President George W. Bush on Tuesday afternoon.

The detained individual told Secret Service agents he was contacted spiritually to pick up a package from the Bush's house.

Police sources confirm the man had a weapon in his vehicle, which lead to some initial reports that the man was armed.

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The man was released by authorities after being briefly detained. No charges will be filed

http://www.nbcdfw.com/news/local/Armed-Man-Detained-Near-Bush-Home-138002163.html

[bahrbearian]

1. Is Chimpy dealing Coke again?

The detained individual told Secret Service agents he was contacted spiritually to pick up a package from the Bush's house.

[zappaman]

2. Well played!

[Matariki]

3. Ha! You beat me to it.

I was going to post the exact same thing until I scrolled down and saw your post, lol

[bahrbearian]

6. Well you know what they say about the Great Minds of Cascadia

[DocMac]

4. I could believe it if he had a package

for Bush. I mean, Cheney owes him some money for his toolness!

[Bruce Wayne]

5. God needs to quit fucking around with the GOP.

Between personally calling four different sociopathic misfits to run for president and sending hurricanes to attack cities with more churches than brothels, and now telling armed lunatics to deliver suspicious packages to their former leaders... it seems clear that God wants to give the Republicans a big collective headache.

I've dealt with more than a few bizarre plots from a wide range of colorful conspirators in my time, but for the life of me I can't peice together what the Lord of Hosts might be up to this time. Whatever his master plan (and like the Joker, God always has a plan behind that screen of chaos and mayhem he creates) it's got to be a real humdinger.

I only pray we can stop it in time. But to whom? To whom?!!




PS, Note to all potential assassins: please pay no attention to the caption where NBC provided the reconnaissance picture and address to President Bush's current home residence--you know the one without a security fence around it. Sheesh, is that man like... allergic to taking resonable security precautions?.

[bahrbearian]

7. God has a sense of humor,