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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsObituary (Hastert Rule)
Obituary
by billmon
Died, after long struggle with infectious reality, Hastert Rule:
Mr. Rule, caretaker at the House GOP Asylum for the Criminally Insane, is remembered by all who knew himDemocrats in particularas an emotionally distant father, abusive husband, and hostile, litigious neighbor. However, he is also widely credited with keeping the asylum under tight control for many years, although some observers attribute much of Mr. Rule's success to his long-time pharmaceutical assistant, Nurse Ratched.
More recently, Mr. Rules growing health problems left him largely incapacitated, making him a figure of ridicule even among the asylums inmates. As his mental faculties deteriorated, Mr. Rules increasingly bizarre orders (such as his recent call for the utter destruction of the federal government and the global financial markets) were largely ignored by his staff, including head janitor John Boehner.
Mr. Rule is survived by his close companion, former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay, and by his children, the 49 members of the House Tea Party Caucus.
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http://www.dailykos.com/story/2013/01/16/1179472/-Obituary
by billmon
Died, after long struggle with infectious reality, Hastert Rule:
For the second time this month, Boehner broke the Hastert Rule. The issue was Hurricane Sandy relief, a follow-up vote to a smaller package approved earlier this month. It passed, but the important thing is how it passed:
Yeas: 241 (192 Democrats, 49 Republicans)
Nays: 180 (Rep. Jim Cooper + 179 Republicans)
That is to say, with a minority of the majority. The first time was on the fiscal cliff, and now it's happened on hurricane relief.
Mr. Rule, caretaker at the House GOP Asylum for the Criminally Insane, is remembered by all who knew himDemocrats in particularas an emotionally distant father, abusive husband, and hostile, litigious neighbor. However, he is also widely credited with keeping the asylum under tight control for many years, although some observers attribute much of Mr. Rule's success to his long-time pharmaceutical assistant, Nurse Ratched.
More recently, Mr. Rules growing health problems left him largely incapacitated, making him a figure of ridicule even among the asylums inmates. As his mental faculties deteriorated, Mr. Rules increasingly bizarre orders (such as his recent call for the utter destruction of the federal government and the global financial markets) were largely ignored by his staff, including head janitor John Boehner.
Mr. Rule is survived by his close companion, former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay, and by his children, the 49 members of the House Tea Party Caucus.
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http://www.dailykos.com/story/2013/01/16/1179472/-Obituary
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Obituary (Hastert Rule) (Original Post)
ProSense
Jan 2013
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BumRushDaShow
(129,491 posts)1. It's a long and winding road
but maybe.... just maybe....
Nah....
Scurrilous
(38,687 posts)2. ROFL
That was hilarious.
ProSense
(116,464 posts)3. Mr. Rule