All hail EarlG!

[nobodyspecial]

He always does an exceptional job, but today's effort deserves special recognition and to become the next FB meme.

[CTyankee]

1. You left out the tour of the slave quarters...

[nobodyspecial]

3. Perhaps that's covered in with the

What's up with poor people? portion of the day.

[CTyankee]

4. Of course. How silly of me...

[BumRushDaShow]

5. That's scheduled for the after-dinner cocktail party

where they will let off steam....

[CTyankee]

6. with a banjo playing minstrel show?

[BlancheSplanchnik]

8. and some *physical* exercise. ...

Whippins an' rapins is the perfect relaxation for such important and busy men.

[truebluegreen]

33. in blackface.

[malaise]

12. Ha

You do know that one of the meeting rooms is named for a rich slave holder

[CTyankee]

14. Yep. That's why I mentioned the slave quarters...it struck me as a real omission!

[malaise]

16. Most apprioriate

as they enjoy life on the plantation

[another_liberal]

22. "Slave quarters" . . .

"Slave quarters" is no longer politically correct. One should now say: "Housing for the employees."

[rhett o rick]

2. k&r

[klook]

7. The G stands for "god" (n/t)

[rurallib]

9. No time for adoration of billionaires?

Or how to properly grovel in their presence?

[nobodyspecial]

10. They don't need any lessons in this area.

It's obvious they have perfected it.

[okaawhatever]

11. Notice: This years dinner will be business formal. Three piece white sheet required. n/t

[ProfessionalLeftist]

13. I love EarlG's work! n/t

[Buzz Clik]

15. No three-martini lunch? No open-bar evening reception?

A certain Speaker of the House will not be pleased.

[sad-cafe]

17. that's good

too funny

[amuse bouche]

18. I admit

I snorted. The absurdity and truth all wrapped in one. The Rethugliclown Party

It's hard to believe Americans sign up voluntarily for that hideous mess

[nobodyspecial]

29. "The absurdity and truth all wrapped in one."

Definitely worth of Jon Stewart.

[gateley]

19. This is hysterical! It should be forwarded to Rachel, Ed, Lawrence,

Hell, and Colbert and Stewart would love it!

And why we're at it, why not the WH?

OUTSTANDING, EarlG!

[KoKo]

21. +1! Definitely!

[In_The_Wind]

20. I agree

Good job, EarlG.

[Wednesdays]

23. Love it! K & R!

[lindysalsagal]

24. The second burning of the Qur'an is a nice touch.

Just one might leave the establishment clause open for discussion. This pretty much shuts down all questions or arguments.

[ancianita]

25. Thx, Earl! You're the autonomic nerve pulse that keeps DU's humor heart beating steadily!

[siligut]

26. AKA circle jerk

On the dole

[WillyT]

27. HAIL YES, And Darned Tootin...

[Rain Mcloud]

28. Can I get that in an X-Large Tee Shirt?

[Brigid]

30. This definitely needs more exposure.

"Daily Show" and "Colbert Report," maybe?

[nobodyspecial]

31. Got any email addies?

Maybe if a bunch of us sent it in, they would buy the concept.

[ellisonz]

32. Priceless.

[WheelWalker]

34. Kicked, Rec'd and Shared with props to EarlG and DU !!

[Coyotl]

35. Pic Of The Moment: Here is the link to EarlG's thread

Pic Of The Moment: GOP Congressional Retreat Conference Agenda

http://www.democraticunderground.com/101792840

Now at 65 tweets, 25 likes, kick it up!!

[Coyotl]

40. Now at 95 tweets

This one has traction! And, it has hilarious posts too.

REC it up!

[nobodyspecial]

41. I didn't think of the source link. Thanks.

One click to Tweet or share on FB. This gets it to the outside world, so what are you waiting for (not you specifically, but in the collective sense.)

[ReRe]

36. EarlG...you're the tops!

K&R

What more can I say?

[flamingdem]

37. ha!!!!!!! n/t

[leveymg]

38. Hail.

[The Wizard]

39. What, no slave auction?

No fashion show with the leadership in net stockings and high heels.
No bondage and discipline or S&M.
No treasury looting seminar.
No book burning.
No discussion of a final solution.
No torch light parade.
Nothing on American exceptionalism (master race).
No review of coded language.
Nothing on feigned indigence.
No exploiting the masses.
Nothing on giving your people a bad name (I'm talking to you Eric Cantor).
Nothing on avoiding responsibility and blaming Democrats.
The list is damn near infinite so use your imagination.
And one more thing: They're all jerkoffs.