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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsOh, OK. NOW I get it.
If I walk into a JC Penney store with my ghastly female breasts exposed I will be arrested for insulting the "decent" people with the horrors of my body. You know, that thing we ALL have that many people believe is a creation of God. We cant have me running around traumatizing little kids & stuff. They could be damaged FOREVER!
but If I walk into a JC Penney store with a military grade weapon on my back, one that could tear to shreds many of "Gods creations" in a matter of seconds heh. Nothing to fret over! It would be my RIGHT!
Makes perfect sense to me now.
zappaman
(20,606 posts)Have you tried to walk around there with your breasts exposed?
If you are planning to, can you supply a location, date and time?
But it is ridiculous...
did I say arrested? I meant drooled on.
2ndAmendmentRights
(13 posts)Wait, what?
RobertEarl
(13,685 posts)I can show my cute hard rifle in store, but not my dangerous deadly dick.
backscatter712
(26,355 posts)This is for fighting, this is for fun!
ReRe
(10,597 posts).... that was brilliantly funny!!!
Sekhmets Daughter
(7,515 posts)ReRe
(10,597 posts)...because this old buzzard hadn't heard it. Or maybe I don't remember it?
Sekhmets Daughter
(7,515 posts)It just brought back memories of my younger brother saying in within earshot of my father...who burst out laughing and said he couldn't believe it was still around. My dad was WW II vet.
ReRe
(10,597 posts).... and may he rest in eternal PEACE. What a beautiful memory. I hope you're writing all those memories down to leave for your descendents. A hundred years from now, they will love you for it!
Sekhmets Daughter
(7,515 posts)Although, my children already know quite a bit about him from knowing him when they were little and from my using so many of his expressions. My favorite is "...shit or go blind" He would say "I'm so angry I don't know whether to shit or go blind" Or if someone did something really dumb, he's say... "He's so confused he doesn't know whether to ..."
ReRe
(10,597 posts)csziggy
(34,136 posts)My grandmother did that with all the family members she could remember and stories she had heard about the ones she never knew. Our family still has those stories and it keeps alive a history that goes back two hundred years.
I recently shared some of that family history with a man who is writing the history of sawmills on Vancouver Island. Much of what was family lore about my family's short time there is history that was recorded nowhere else. Thanks to my grandmother it is now going to be conveyed to many more people.
All grandmother did was sit down and write a few pages with her memories. Nothing fancy or elaborate, but it is plenty to let us know our past.
Sekhmets Daughter
(7,515 posts)backscatter712
(26,355 posts)I remember seeing this one in Full Metal Jacket, when the Marine recruits are in boot camp with R. Lee Ermey.
immoderate
(20,885 posts)...and the other is ... softer.
--imm
Hawaiianlight
(63 posts)of your caliber.
Arctic Dave
(13,812 posts)Showing a female breast gets you a record fine.
Saving Private Ryan > Janet Jackson's breast
Fumesucker
(45,851 posts)She also had a gun."
I think that came from Firesign Theater IIRC.
Not that half the customers would even notice the gun in the first place.
WinstonSmith4740
(3,056 posts)Firesign Theater! Haven't even heard them referenced in years! Serious flashback to college days.
We just lost Peter Bergman last year...used to listen to him on KPFK in LA during the darkness of Reagan/Bush and Bush/Quayle. He and "Scout" used to get me through the day.
csziggy
(34,136 posts)Gotta be that or W. C. Fields.
marions ghost
(19,841 posts)But how about tit for tat? This might damage little kids too:
http://www.bustyheart.com/
bunnies
(15,859 posts)marions ghost
(19,841 posts)Seriously. I take your point. But somehow when faced with the level of this gun nuttiness, it just makes me do weird things...
bunnies
(15,859 posts)Hawaiianlight
(63 posts)marions ghost
(19,841 posts)America's got talent.
Drunken Irishman
(34,857 posts)Maynar
(769 posts)DonRedwood
(4,359 posts)good idea. At least Id have a snack handy.
DonRedwood
(4,359 posts)I'd guessed, from your posting, that you would have got a laugh out of that.
rocktivity
(44,576 posts)Did JC Penney ensure that the weapon wasn't loaded before he was allowed on the premises? Surely they had the right to do that.
rocktivity
Spitfire of ATJ
(32,723 posts)You could put someone's eye out with those.
bunnies
(15,859 posts)matt819
(10,749 posts)IN reverse chronological order:
I can appreciate the need to respond with form letters, but this response, given my initial e-mail, seems pretty silly. For example, I refer to shoppers openly carrying assault weapons, and you reply by telling me that you are dreaming up new ways to make me love shopping. Interesting juxtaposition. I cant imagine loving shopping anywhere with my fellow shoppers carrying assault rifles.
No need to follow up. I would hope my point has been made.
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Comments: Dear JCP, I saw a story online about a man in a Utah store opening carrying an assault weapon. Notwithstanding local laws I'm pretty sure its within your power to have a no-carry policy. Frankly I would be horrified to see someone openly carrying an assault weapon anywhere other than a battlefield. I'm not going to suggest that I'm never going to shop at JCP again. In this case such an assertion would be pointless.However I don't think a no-carry policy is unreasonable and I would urge you to apply this to all your stores. If you don't make even this relatively easy decision then perhaps I will reconsider shopping at JCP.
First Name: Matt
I cant even gather the words to express how utterly ridiculous their response to you was. Talk about tone deaf!
oldhippydude
(2,514 posts)Rosa Luxemburg
(28,627 posts)Honeycombe8
(37,648 posts)isn't in a constitutional amendment.
Rosa Luxemburg
(28,627 posts)backscatter712
(26,355 posts)Seeing a nipple will cause people to instantly go insane!
csziggy
(34,136 posts)Is that what is wrong with right wing nuts? They saw a nipple?!
NNN0LHI
(67,190 posts)Last edited Sat Jan 19, 2013, 01:45 PM - Edit history (1)
Going straight to Gitmo for that.
Don
bunnies
(15,859 posts)Oh wait...
JNelson6563
(28,151 posts)That's when shit gets real.