Boy, Lance had a more serious addiction problem than we knew.....

[marmar]

[darkangel218]

1. I bet he bought a lot of carpets with the millions he made.

[Laffy Kat]

4. It starts with bath mats.

Then, before you know it, you're up to wall-to-wall. Sad.

[Rockyj]

12. Well he started as a Rug Rat...

What DO you expect?

[Baitball Blogger]

9. Yes, but obviously he began to unravel.

[Bjornsdotter]

2. I prefer wood floors

[REP]

3. Apparently, he was roping.

[msanthrope]

7. He was warped. nt

[Warpy]

5. They beat holy hell out of combovers!

[WillyT]

6. And Now... The Media Is Addicted To Lance Armstrong... Ironic...

[oldhippydude]

28. its just a cycle they are going through

[WillyT]

30. Ah... VERY Good !!!

[nilram]

36. yeah, they're binging, I wish they'd put on the brakes

[smokey nj]

8. I had a rug problem. I hit bottom real hard. At my worst I was stealing door mats from

strangers and carpet swatches from Home Depot.

[Liberal_in_LA]

35. lol

[progressoid]

10. You are all reading it wrong.

It's just a report on a company that sells used rugs.

Jeez.

[ProfessionalLeftist]

11. What a carpetdoper! n/t

[DJ13]

13. I know where he was getting his fix

[darkangel218]

14. Lmao!!!

[marmar]

16. ROFL.

[Whisp]

15. he's really bald? omg, that's worse that the things he's been accused of!

[SidDithers]

17. Oh my. And the CBC, too...

Sid

[Manifestor_of_Light]

18. Reminds me of George W. Bush....

remember when George had hostile furniture, that came up and hit him in the face? The carpet chomping he did? Bruises and scrapes??

Maybe he was addicted to rugs too.

[Politicub]

25. I had forgotten about that. What a moran that man was.

[proverbialwisdom]

19. Similar OWN subtitles screw-up.

I watched tonight's interview online on low volume with subtitles. He said he'd be apoplectic if any of his children behaved like he did and the subtitle substituted epileptic. Proofreader needed.

[malaise]

20. LOL

[klook]

21. This commentator is obviously wearing one, too!

[frylock]

22. bet it doesn't breath well under his helmet

[klook]

23. WalkStrong Foundation May Help Cushion Fall (n/t)

[Politicub]

24. Rug withdrawal is the worst

I feel for the guy

[pinboy3niner]

27. They couldn't wait to pile on the guy

The only thing that may be able to rehabilitate his reputation now is Carpet Fresh.

[randome]

29. So does Donald Trump.

[klook]

31. Once a reputable name in the industry

...now thoroughly trampled.

[ZRT2209]

32. Male pattern baldness is no laughing matter

[JohnnyRingo]

33. I saw a pic online of a sign that said....

"Thank you Lance for having the ball to come clean".

I had to think about that for a moment before I started laughing.

[Marr]

34. Aw, maaan. It really pulled the room together, too.