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I Just Want To Apologize To Manti Te'o For What I Put Him Through
COMMENTARY Opinion ISSUE 4903 Jan 18, 2013
By Lennay Kekua
Recent events have forced me to do a lot of deep and involved soul-searching. In a little over 24 hours, the nation has watched in bewilderment as the reputation of a wonderful man has been called into question. The worst part about this embarrassing scandal is that it has all been at the expense of a generous, kind, and, above all, trusting man named Manti Teo, whose only crime was caring for me: an imaginary person who does not exist.
And because of this, I just want to say: Im sorry, Manti, for everything Ive put you through.
Though I know mere words cannot do much when the entire world wants to know why you behaved as you did, I want everyone to know that I never meant to hurt you. Indeed, had I known the things I did not do would have caused so much harm, I would have told you from the start that I wasnt real and that we werent actually communicating in any actual sense of the word.
Looking back, our relationship seems like something out of a storybook: a romantic bond forged between a star Notre Dame linebacker and me, a beautiful, entirely fictitious 22-year-old Stanford student. The love Manti and I had was so strong we never once had to question the basic fundamentals of spatial reality or the nature of beingwe were just one person and one fictional non-person who were head over heels for each other.
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http://www.theonion.com/articles/i-just-want-to-apologize-to-manti-teo-for-what-i-p,30948/
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