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Poiuyt

(18,123 posts)
Fri Jan 18, 2013, 10:33 PM Jan 2013

We finally hear from Manti Te'o's girlfriend

I Just Want To Apologize To Manti Te'o For What I Put Him Through
COMMENTARY • Opinion • ISSUE 49•03 • Jan 18, 2013
By Lennay Kekua

Recent events have forced me to do a lot of deep and involved soul-searching. In a little over 24 hours, the nation has watched in bewilderment as the reputation of a wonderful man has been called into question. The worst part about this embarrassing scandal is that it has all been at the expense of a generous, kind, and, above all, trusting man named Manti Te’o, whose only crime was caring for me: an imaginary person who does not exist.

And because of this, I just want to say: I’m sorry, Manti, for everything I’ve put you through.

Though I know mere words cannot do much when the entire world wants to know why you behaved as you did, I want everyone to know that I never meant to hurt you. Indeed, had I known the things I did not do would have caused so much harm, I would have told you from the start that I wasn’t real and that we weren’t actually communicating in any actual sense of the word.

Looking back, our relationship seems like something out of a storybook: a romantic bond forged between a star Notre Dame linebacker and me, a beautiful, entirely fictitious 22-year-old Stanford student. The love Manti and I had was so strong we never once had to question the basic fundamentals of spatial reality or the nature of being—we were just one person and one fictional non-person who were head over heels for each other.

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http://www.theonion.com/articles/i-just-want-to-apologize-to-manti-teo-for-what-i-p,30948/

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We finally hear from Manti Te'o's girlfriend (Original Post) Poiuyt Jan 2013 OP
Tee hee brucefan Jan 2013 #1
I think I saw Te'o and his girlfriend recently, his girlfriend was the real one graham4anything Jan 2013 #2
Could've been much funnier oberliner Jan 2013 #3
I heard Lennay's dating this guy ... zbdent Jan 2013 #4
I think she's Go Vols Jan 2013 #5
lol Nice Dash87 Jan 2013 #6
DAMN! I believed this when I started reading it. I thought I was wrong about the guy. LOL! Logical Jan 2013 #7
so hard to tell teh onion from FUX nooz rurallib Jan 2013 #8
Poor Manti... ellisonz Jan 2013 #9
 

oberliner

(58,724 posts)
3. Could've been much funnier
Fri Jan 18, 2013, 10:44 PM
Jan 2013

The Onion seems to have been in something of a decline in quality of late.

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