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MrScorpio

(73,631 posts) Fri Jan 18, 2013, 10:50 PM Jan 2013

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My Top Ten New Year's Resolutions For 2013

Last edited Sat Jan 19, 2013, 04:34 AM - Edit history (1)

1. No more fucking swearing.

2. I resolve to treat all of you jerks with more respect.

3. I resolve to stop procrastinating… I think that I'll get to that one by September.

4. I resolve to be more open minded about everyone else's stupid assed opinions.

5. I resolve to eat healthier junk food.

6. I resolve to only drink a lot of alcohol for whenever I want to get stinking drunk and not for anything less.

7. I resolve to stop making pointlessly repetitive lists.

8. I resolve to stop making pointlessly repetitive lists.

9. I resolve to not do any resolutions.

10. Move 'em in, head 'em out… Rawhide.