Remember that Mitt dude?

[NightWatcher]

Nah, nobody else does either. I'm sure glad he's unemployed today.

[flamingdem]

1. He's probably riding his car elevator up and down all day

Anne: "Please come down Mittkins"!

[SummerSnow]

4. Mitt: "It's Mr.President to you" *hiccup *

[PennsylvaniaMatt]

8. You, my friend, made me laugh out loud!

[siligut]

2. I have heard he is working for Marriott

Creating tax loopholes and bugging conference rooms to listen in on stockholder meetings held at the hotels.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. I'm trying to repress that memory.

Please don't make me think about Mitt Romney.

[Blue4Texas]

5. I remember Mitt not inaugurated today :)

[Archae]

6. I see Mitt crying at home, clutching a big teddy bear...

"They promised! They promised!"

[FSogol]

7. and drinking a gallon of Whole Milk.