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Adenoid_Hynkel

(14,093 posts) Sat Feb 9, 2013, 03:12 PM Feb 2013

How do we know "Fred Trump" isn't simply the name of an orangutan?

After all, J. Fred Muggs was a chimpanzee that was the mascot for NBC's Today Show from 1953 to 1957.

and, obviously, he had Republican ties.

Coincidence?

I'm just asking questions...

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How do we know "Fred Trump" isn't simply the name of an orangutan? (Original Post) Adenoid_Hynkel Feb 2013 OP

That hair looks like it came right from a monkey's ass in terms of having been hereditary. n/t RKP5637 Feb 2013 #1

Signing off as the father does not make you the father. Buzz Clik Feb 2013 #2

Exactly. Fred Muggs changed his name to Fred Trump because of his undying shame at ... 11 Bravo Feb 2013 #3

A birth certificate does not prove who the father was Bjorn Against Feb 2013 #4

RKP5637

(67,112 posts)

1. That hair looks like it came right from a monkey's ass in terms of having been hereditary. n/t

Reply to Adenoid_Hynkel (Original post)

Sat Feb 9, 2013, 03:14 PM

Feb 2013

Buzz Clik

(38,437 posts)

2. Signing off as the father does not make you the father.

Reply to Adenoid_Hynkel (Original post)

Sat Feb 9, 2013, 03:17 PM

Feb 2013

The father space could be left blank.

It could be signed by the husband of a woman who was artificially inseminated.

We will know nothing until The Donald shows up with a full DNA profile that proves he has no orangutan genes.

11 Bravo

(23,926 posts)

3. Exactly. Fred Muggs changed his name to Fred Trump because of his undying shame at ...

Reply to Adenoid_Hynkel (Original post)

Sat Feb 9, 2013, 04:03 PM

Feb 2013

being forever linked to Ronald Reagan.

Bjorn Against

(12,041 posts)

4. A birth certificate does not prove who the father was

Reply to Adenoid_Hynkel (Original post)

Sat Feb 9, 2013, 04:12 PM

Feb 2013

The state does not perform DNA tests to prove the father on the (obviously forged) birth certificate is the actual father. I demand DNA evidence, and I also demand that Donald Trump is locked in the orangatun cage at the zoo for a few years so we can observe him and ensure that he does not share the same basic instincts of other orangutans.

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