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Today on the 700 Club, televangelist Pat Robertson said that demons can attach themselves to material goods and therefore its not a bad idea to rebuke them before bringing them into your home.
After a viewer, Carrie, asked whether to follow her moms recommendation to pray away demonic spirits over her secondhand sweaters, Robertson recounted a story about a witch who had prayed over a particular ring and asked for a spirit to come into it, and this Philippine girl was so attached to this ring, she had to buy it and all hell broke loose because she finally recognized what it was.
Can demonic spirits attach themselves to inanimate objects, the answer is yes, Robertson said.
While Robertson noted that people dont have to worry that every item they purchase is possessed by demons, he added: Hey, it aint going to hurt anything to rebuke any spirits that happened to have attached themselves to those clothes.
http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/robertson-worth-praying-over-clothes-rebuke-demons
Deep13
(39,154 posts)Robertson never fails to entertain.
supernova
(39,345 posts)that those evil spirits reside in that teased hairdo of his and not in a second hand sweater!
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)Apophis
(1,407 posts)This is both sad and laughable.
Permanut
(5,610 posts)Everyone knows that demons sneak into your home attached to liberals, Amway salespeople, Jehovah's Witnesses, atheists, gun control advocates, Democrats, pro-choice activists, and Mothers-in-Law. Could be their clothes, though, I guess.
petronius
(26,602 posts)after handing over the money but before picking up the item. You can't be too careful when dealing with demons...
The Straight Story
(48,121 posts)that will help wash out that demons as they handle the clothes all day.
Skidmore
(37,364 posts)I hope he finds himself wandering in a vast plain of nothingness for eternity. Just nothing. Total sensory deprivation and awareness of it. It would be eternal justice for his neverending assault on the universe.
MineralMan
(146,317 posts)just like all the rest of living creatures. There won't be any surprises, since there won't be any Pat to be surprised.
Javaman
(62,530 posts)I'll find his grave to do a little soft shoe.
BuddhaGirl
(3,608 posts)Either that, or come back as an ant, or fly
joeybee12
(56,177 posts)Then (1970) and now.
bermudat
(1,329 posts)That is a fantasy show.
Enrique
(27,461 posts)they have an exorcist on staff that takes care of the demons for you.
Buns_of_Fire
(17,181 posts)When the zipper goes zombie on me and bites me in a fairly sensitive spot. I didn't know it was because they were demonically possessed. Thanks, Pat.
MineralMan
(146,317 posts)Always pray before zipping. It's your only salvation.
JHB
(37,160 posts)...who must stand next to you);
2) Raise your arms and pray "Dear Lord, beloved Jesus who dies for the sins of all mankind, we beseech you, we beseech you, we beseech you to cast out..."
3) turn to the person, lay your hands upon their forehead, "...the gullibility from your faithful."
(of course, if that works too well,...)
LiberalFighter
(50,942 posts)Initech
(100,080 posts)Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)patrice
(47,992 posts)Initech
(100,080 posts)patrice
(47,992 posts)MineralMan
(146,317 posts)medications for all sorts of delusional illnesses, Pat.
Tierra_y_Libertad
(50,414 posts)H. L. Mencken
Javaman
(62,530 posts)The Straight Story
(48,121 posts)Javaman
(62,530 posts)LOL
Cheers!
patrice
(47,992 posts)Ikonoklast
(23,973 posts)Just a little heads up.
Initech
(100,080 posts)The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,732 posts)I hang them up in the closet, don't wear them for a few months, then put them on and OMG, they've shrunk! It has to be demons, no other explanation.
Arugula Latte
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riqster
(13,986 posts)Peter cotton
(380 posts)patrice
(47,992 posts)and prayin' ain't gonna make them go away, Pat.
surrealAmerican
(11,361 posts)Surely, any number of evil spells might be put in your clothes in the factory or the fabric mill or the cotton field or the chemical plant ...
... and what about other consumer goods?
... and what about your house itself, and every single thing it's made of?
One cursed iron mine could damn all your followers, Pat!
backscatter712
(26,355 posts)He's just too feeble to be much of a threat these days.
get the red out
(13,466 posts)Dry cleaning? Might make them smell better.
HockeyMom
(14,337 posts)as in Haunted Collected.
Iggo
(47,558 posts)Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)Warren DEMON-tague!
Blue Owl
(50,401 posts)C'mon Pat, squeeze some more money from your feeble-minded fundie followers...
Ian David
(69,059 posts)... in people's shopping carts.
I want to see if they put them back on the shelves.
TrogL
(32,822 posts)Canuckistanian
(42,290 posts)To the 13th century.