What if Seth had sung "we saw your ass"?

He could have, but he didn't. there's no tradition of reducing men to body parts!

and people would say it was really funny. Or something.

I'm on Oscars outrage overload.

His number was just inane. It was the reactions of the actresses that was really uncomfortable.

A generation of actresses will now Never show us their boobs.

Thanks for nothing, Seth!

intersperse them throughout the bit. I could be wrong, but I know I heard that somewhere.

I didn't see the skit, but from what I've read Capt. Kirk from the future is showing MacFarlane the boob song to show why he's going to go on to become the worst host in Oscar history. So it was supposed to be cringe-worthy and the actresses were intentionally illustrating that in the pre-recorded bit.

But, as I say, I didn't see it, so I don't know.

what they were actually wearing at the Oscars.

And how many movies are written with the intention of getting the actor naked? I can think of maybe 2 or 3 examples, rather than, say, most actors' entire careers.

It also would have been easier to rhyme, because I think more things rhyme with "ass" than with "boobs."

Really. I was surprised that the song didn't include a second verse.