Sandusky Disappointed He Didn't Win

[Cronus Protagonist]

Despite being amply qualified.

The Catholic Church is considering tapping convicted child rapist Jerry Sandusky as its next pope, The Daily Currant can reveal.

According to sources inside the Vatican, the Church believes the unorthodox move would aggressively rebut the "political correctness" of "secular elites" who in recent years have dared to challenge the institution's rich tradition of systematically protecting child predators from justice.

http://dailycurrant.com/2013/02/12/catholic-church-jerry-sandusky-pope/

The Holy See insisted that they have plenty of even better qualified individuals within their own ranks and do not need to seek the help of the laity in these matters.

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