Now you want to see what Jesus looks like on the History Channel's the bible?

[Ichingcarpenter]

Jesus..


JESUShttp://



The Devil

[Stargazer09]

1. I guess I should be happy

That Jesus isn't portrayed by a blond. But the devil was too obvious a slam for me to even consider watching.

[leftyohiolib]

16. he's still too anglo

[Alenne]

2. His hair is fabulous! nt

[Fawke Em]

5. Did Jesus do Pantene commercials?

[hootinholler]

9. No but I saw him walking through Soho with a Chinese menu in his hand...

His hair was perfect.


AAAAHHH OOOOOO!

[Fawke Em]

17. So Jesus is a werewolf now?

[Tommy_Carcetti]

19. I saw him drinking a Pina Coloda at Trader Vic's. nt

[2naSalit]

3. Both are

way out of line. First of all, Jesus wasn't white with light colored hair, or at least one wouldn't think so when considering the ethnic group he was born into. And the devil depiction should look more like a member of the Congress or Senate, perhaps a little more like Paul Ryan or McConnell maybe? I'm sure there are others whose appearance would be more appropriate. (Personally, I always pictured the devil with light skin... being dead/undead and all.)

[Locrian]

4. History Channel...

If anyone doesn't think "History" Channel hasn't jumped the shark by now, well ......

[n2doc]

6. Jesus had a hairdresser?

with a curler? Or was his hair just another miracle?

And to be theologically more honest, Satan should be beautiful. He was, after all, an Angel.

[datasuspect]

11. god's most beloved angel

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

7. Will the REAL Jesus Christ please ascend.."

[pokerfan]

8. White, good

Black, bad. Got it.

Subtle as a sledgehammer.

What the History Channel Is Getting Wrong About the Bible

Not quite everything. Just geography, anthropology, archaeology, biblical studies, theology, race and ethnicity. Not all of them all of the time, but most of them, most of the time. The History Channel is engaging in a systematic whitewashing of the Bible, its characters and narratives, with a few telling exceptions. And this matters because of the way that race functions historically in the West, in the United States and in the Church and, how the construction of race in modernity is shaped by, in and, in response to the Scriptures.

[datasuspect]

10. jesus was from malibu?

[Tikki]

13. Washed his feet (pedicure), styled his hair...Jesus had a spa weekend before appearing ..

on the History Channel.


Tikki

[Tommy_Carcetti]

12. Wait, so Jesus was Brad Pitt?

33 AD's Sexiest Man alive?

As far as devil characters go, I have to prefer Cloud Atlas's Old Georgie:



Yes, I am That One Guy Who Watched (and Enjoyed) Cloud Atlas. Mock away.

[Whisp]

14. Jesus is in great need of lip balm!

suffer the children, bringeth the balm! divide the fishes and pass the balm!

[LeftInTX]

15. Dick Cheney wasn't interested in the devil role?

[AzDar]

18. Jesus was George W. Bush in a wig?

Who knew?