Emotional Wayne LaPierre Honors Victims Of Background Checks

[madinmaryland]

WASHINGTON—In an emotionally charged press conference addressing gun control legislation, NRA vice president Wayne LaPierre delivered a tearful speech Wednesday honoring the thousands of Americans who have tragically fallen victim to background checks. “Because of our nation’s senseless gun control laws, this poor man with a known history of domestic violence was unable to procure an assault-style weapon, despite his desperate wishes to own and operate such a weapon,” said the visibly distraught lobbyist while gesturing towards a framed portrait of a middle-aged man, one of dozens of photos of victims displayed around the conference room. “It’s unthinkable that in a country like America, a person is legally prohibited from purchasing AR-15s or AK-47 assault rifles just because he or she is revealed to have a criminal record or even a pattern of mental illness. And yet, every day, another 20 citizens will be denied assault weapons due to background checks indicating that they were arrested for making violent threats to a coworker. And for what? For what, I ask you?” LaPierre added that until we live in a world without background checks, prospective gun owners can work to prevent tragedy by purchasing weapons at gun shows.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/emotional-wayne-lapierre-honors-victims-of-backgro,31836/

I wish I didn't have to put this in here for those of you who are satirically challenged, but this is from The Onion.

[villager]

1. Most in the gungeon get "choked up" over the exact same thing....

n/t

[madinmaryland]

2. Ain't that the truth!

[villager]

3. They feel they must conserve their "purities of essence" for who they see as the *real* victims!

They can't be bothered shedding tears for dead kids on the schoolroom floor -- but instead for those poor souls who may be deprived of outsized fetish items via gun safety laws....

[TheCowsCameHome]

4. This is more truth than

Onion.