Seen this little RW gem..?

[Bigmack]

I swear those fucking people are on a different planet! I'll skip the URL...
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Dear Liberals,

I wanted to send along my condolences in regards to the rough week you guys have had.

Now that the Boston Marathon bombers have been officially identified as Muslim terrorists, I can only imagine how heartbroken you must be. Hell – I wouldn’t be surprised if Tingles Matthews is on 24-hour suicide watch. Then, you have the morbidly-obese Michael Moore, who immediately speculated that the bombers were “white right-wingers,” now pathetically claiming via Twitter that he was “right.” (Seems as if he missed the part about the killers being radicalized Chechen Muslims.)

Anyway, I can only imagine how embarrassing it must be that once again, one of your self-appointed spokesmen – er, sorry, “spokespersons” – is such a spectacularly sore loser.

Speaking of spectacularly sore losers, your president’s little temper tantrum in the Rose Garden after the Senate handed him his ass on the gun-control bill must have been embarrassing as well. To add insult to injury, it was the Democrat-controlled Senate that did the ass-handing – with five Democrats joining the ranks of the evil Republicans – or as O likes to call them, the “enemies.” I’m sure that the disappointment of being denied the opportunity to blame the bill’s defeat on John Boehner and the House Republicans was excruciating for him.

Take heart though; O’s humiliation, coming after he pulled out all the stops, including using Sandy Hook parents as props – multiple times, will only serve to motivate him to issue yet another slew of executive orders – and Congress will be circumvented again! So, see? All it not lost in your efforts to control the guns of law-abiding citizens. Besides, this is only one loss in the long march to confiscate guns; have a little patience!

I’m sure it must also be rough for you guys to read about the horrific testimony and see the grisly images coming out of the Philadelphia abortionist’s murder trial. Not very good for the cause, is it? Talk about being caught between a rock and a hard place; your media refuses to cover the story in its effort to protect abortion at all costs – while it continues to draw an ever-increasing amount of criticism for doing so. I mean, it’s getting so bad that even liberal commentators are pointing out the hypocrisy. Too bad Gosnell didn’t kill all those babies with an AR-15, huh? How awesome would that have been?

Anyway, chins up, dudes – it won’t be this bad forever. Besides, if the fertilizer plant explosion in Texas turns out to have been intentionally caused by a white right-winger – better yet, a white right-wing Christian – everything will be good again on Planet Looney Tunes. Keep your fingers and toes crossed.

Have a great weekend,

A Concerned Conservative

P.S. Almost forgot: So sorry that the deluded nut job Elvis impersonator who sent ricin-laced letters to O and several members of Congress turned out to not only be a Democrat – but a Democrat activist, no less. Man, when it rains, it pours, huh?

[Lex]

1. Do they believe in dinosaurs yet?

Just wondering.

[Phillip McCleod]

2. lol! right on.. when they do let me know..•••••••••••

..until they they're opinion ain't worth shit, except in the voting booth.

[TlalocW]

3. Wasn't a good week for republicans

It was tax-paid-for services that took care of everything from caring for the wounded to capturing the bombers in Boston.
The explosion in Texas is due to republican policies of more deregulation, lower taxes, and having an atmosphere of not wanting to have inspections.
The so-called stand-up-for themselves Texas republicans who have voted against aid for Hurricane Sandy victims and the governor who has routinely made the claim that Texas can take care of its own and might consider seceding from the country (not that he can - idiot doesn't even know what his state's laws ay) couldn't go crying to the federal government fast enough.

TlalocW

[anneboleyn]

4. Took a lot of brainpower to arrange commas, semicolons, etc. "CC" exceeded his RAM composing

this missive. He even managed to avoid placing things in all-caps and randomly capitalizing words and adding extra exclamation points for emphasis. Gold Star! (sarcasm alert)

[99Forever]

5. I don't know where this came from...

... but I would recommend you trim it down to 4 paragraphs as per the posting guidelines, so as not to violate copyright laws and set DU up for a shitfight with these idiots.

Okay?

[Bigmack]

9. I posted it from a guy who posted it on FB. Doesn't that make it OK? nt

[99Forever]

12. I don't make the rules..

... I was just giving you a heads up. Last I knew, anyone elses stuff reposted here, without express consent of the original publisher, had to be edited down to 4 paragraphs or less and had to include an attribution. Whether this fits or not, I honestly don't know.

[MOTRDemocrat]

6. And the largest domestic terrorist attack in U.S. history was still done by a RW extremist. nt

[spanone]

7. bwahahahaaa that's comedy gold.

[LibAsHell]

8. Dear conservatives

You are a dying breed and your value system will be completely abandoned in a few centuries.

[Historic NY]

10. His twitter account sure doesn't put him in the Democrats camp.

http://freakoutnation.com/2013/04/18/a-glimpse-into-the-mind-of-paul-kevin-curtis-the-man-who-allegedly-sent-the-ricin-letters/

[nessa]

11. Why share it here and give it more attention? (nt)

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[Bigmack]

13. It was just to get a rise out of YOU!...

How about this: I was giving a heads-up to fellow DUers. They can have their snarky responses ready when their RW brother-in-law sends it to 'em.

[rightsideout]

14. A couple things

Lax regulations made these events worse.

Firstly, in Texas where the Republicans don't believe in Zoning laws. You can thank them for allowing a residential area, apartments, nursing home and a school to be built next to a fertilizer plant. I mean come on. Did anyone see a map of the Factory and it's proximity to the school. nursing home and apartments. Smart zoning laws would not have allowed that to happen.

We still don't know where the bombers got their guns yet. Obviously, since the older brother had been interviewed by the FBI, red flags should have come up in a background check, if they even ran one. Of course, the FBI interviews may have determined he wasn't a risk. Word is still out on that one. But if they did get the guns at a gun show, that pretty much kills their claim since alot of us have wanted background checks at gun shows for some time and they used a gun to kill an officer. But we need more details on the bomber's connections. There is still lots of information to go through. The right wingers are celebrating too early.

That KC guy was anti-government. His sister, wife or someone had said he had been more anti-government lately. So that last claim of him being a staunch Democrat can't be taken seriously.

[upi402]

17. Spiking the ball on the 5 yard line

Yep, Republicans are spiking the ball on the 5 yard line alright.
FAIL

It's religious zealotry - any faith - that is the problem.

[NutmegYankee]

15. Actually, Michael Moore got it right.

The bombers were white. And the other brother, like all religious fanatics, was a right winger.

[upi402]

16. It's RELIGIOUS ZEALOTRY stupid

Christian or Muslim. It's sick either ay.