First Bush Library Quietly Celebrates Eleventh Anniversary
APRIL 25, 2013
POSTED BY ANDY BOROWITZ
GUANTÁNAMO BAY, CUBA (The Borowitz Report)While former Presidents and a star-studded cast of other dignitaries gather in Dallas, Texas, today for the dedication of the George W. Bush Presidential Library and Museum, the first library opened by Mr. Bush, located in Guantánamo, Cuba, celebrated its eleventh anniversary in January with considerably less pomp.
And for Harland Dorrinson, who curates Mr. Bushs other library, the lack of attention stings.
Were actually the first George W. Bush library, if anybody cares to know, Mr. Dorrinson said, adding that no media whatsoever covered the Guantánamo librarys eleventh anniversary.
They say that millions of people are going to visit the George W. Bush Library in Dallas every year, he said. On a good day, were lucky if we see one or two C.I.A. guys in between interrogations, looking for a Tom Clancy novel.
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