THE CEO of Clear Channel is the keynote speaker for my convocation...

[srican69]

UGH !!!!!!


I will be shaking his hands during the walk -

What should I tell him?


I am serious --- This is a contest --- If I like any of the suggestions and feel brave enough - I might say it to him

[Rex]

1. Tell him good luck at his next job, probably in fast food.

Sounds like he is going to be fired soon. Ask him where he plans to look for work next.

[srican69]

3. I would love it if he is fired before my graduation day .... That would be super interesting !!

wonder how the school will deal with it ...

[Rex]

7. It is Friday, anything is possible!

Seriously, you should ask him what he thinks about Clear Channels unprecedented loss in revenue over the past two years and what he plans to do about keeping the company out of bankruptcy court.

THAT would probably be an interesting conversation.

[srican69]

9. my graduation day is still a few weeks away ( 23rd May) ..

will be hoping for the best

[Rex]

10. An early congrats!

[Cirque du So-What]

2. We oughta take up a collection

to compensate you and your friends for yelling 'flush Rush!' in unison.

[srican69]

4. I was thinking of unfurling a banner .. but will the school deny me a degree ?

[Cirque du So-What]

8. Please don't take my suggestion seriously

I wouldn't want you or your friends to get into any trouble. The way things are going nowadays, I wouldn't put it past some reactionary to cause trouble for anyone exercising free speech.

[jeff47]

5. "Accidentally" have something in your hand when you shake hands.

Like gum. Or peanut butter. Or Vasoline.

[srican69]

6. that will get me arrested .. I want something smart, witty and LEGAL

thanks

[jeff47]

11. Hey, it's not your fault you forgot you spat out your gum.

Or that you have a skin condition....or are a sloppy eater.