Get ready for the end times . . .

[rightsideout]

Between 44 percent of Republicans wanting to rise up in arms against the gubment, Obama zombie mannequin look alikes at the NRA Convention and a crazy dude opening fire on police with an AR-15 during a traffic stop, we now have for Right-Wing paranoid freaks - a pallet of food rations from Sam's club that will last a year.

http://www.samsclub.com/sams/augason-farms-emergency-food-storage-all-in-one-pails-kit-1-year-1-person/prod6580330.ip?cid=SPOT_3UP_1

Apparently, there's money to be made feeding off the fears of the paranoid. Hmmmm.

[NYC_SKP]

1. Actually, for a family or a school in a storm or flood or disaster prone area....

That $1000 for 1,095- 1,857 calorie meals ain't bad!

High-quality items for your emergency food storage needs features:
90 cents per meal
Feeds 1 person for 365 days
1,095 complete meals
Average 1,857 calories per day
Food, fire starter and self-filtering water bottles
Description

Augason Farms Emergency Food Storage All-in-One Pails Kit is your survival solution. The kit comes in 12 waterproof pails and contains enough food in each pail to provide 1,857 calories per day for 1 person for a month. Each pail also includes a safe, stable fuel source and a self-filtering water bottle that can clean up to 100 gallons of water.

[Aerows]

7. After Katrina

We ate MRE's for at least 3 weeks. They weren't too bad. I'm hardly prepared for an uprising, but for a hurricane? Uh, yeah, because it's common sense to do so if you live on the Gulf Coast.

Canned Lasagna and Cheese ravioli isn't exactly gourmet, either, but it certainly is easy enough to heat if you have no electricity and doesn't taste too bad.

[nadinbrzezinski]

8. Or a quake.

I need to go get my canned tuna. We had salad the other day...cycle my supplies.

[Aerows]

9. I cycle my supply of canned lasagna, etc, too

It's common sense to have things on hand that require minimal preparation if you live in a disaster prone area.

[Hoyt]

2. Someone will corner the market by throwing in an AR15 or some

similar crud, maybe a pink cricket. Or some accessories for the many who have AR15s - - maybe special sights for clearing rooms, training in shooting you neighbor at 1000 yards, undetected. Jeebus.

Bundle it a special price, and throw in some of the most lethal ammo available . A dinner with Big Jim Porter would be nice for some.

[rightsideout]

4. There you go

Accessorize the kits too with some ammo.

[Cirque du So-What]

3. If they crave an uprising

then it *will* be the 'end times'...for them.

[MineralMan]

5. They are going to want to stay off my street.

I am not having any of that shit.

[Phillip McCleod]

6. perfect for the zombie apocalypse! \n

[longship]

10. No headcheese in my MRE's, please.

Brains!!!

Just kiddin'.