I'm TIRED of DU posters casting aspersions on my aspargus!!!!!!!!!

[socialist_n_TN]

I won't TAKE it anymore!!!

[Quixote1818]

1. I didn't know Gohmert was a Socialist n TN

Your Asparagus sprouted next to the outhouse!

[socialist_n_TN]

3. Well, at least he didn't rub my rubarb......

Yeah, I just couldn't resist. I'm going to be using Gomer's line for the rest of my life.

[socialist_n_TN]

32. And he's not a "socialist_n_TN".....

He's idiot_n_TX.

[Tx4obama]

2. Video below

Here: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/15/louie-gohmert-eric-holder_n_3280953.html

-snip-

House Judiciary Committee Chairman Bob Goodlatte (R-Va.) noted that Gohmert's time had expired. Gohmert asked as a point of personal privilege that the attorney general answer which specific claim Gohmert had made that was untrue. The chairman told Holder to answer.

"The only observation I was going to make is that you state as a matter of fact what the FBI did and did not do. Unless somebody has done something inappropriate, you don't have access to the FBI files," said Holder. "I know what the FBI did. You cannot know what I know. That's all."

"I cannot have a witness challenge my character," said Gohmert, as the chairman told him again that his time had expired. Gohmert continued talking as other members of the committee asked him to observe hearing rules and suspend.

Gohmert asked again for a point of personal privilege and said that Holder was "wrong on the things that I asserted as fact." The other members of the committee disputed that his contention was a point of personal privilege.

"The attorney general will not cast aspersions on my asparagus," said Gohmert, in a malapropism for the ages.

-snip-

[ms liberty]

4. OMG. He really said it?...

So now we know - Gohmert is a freeper!

[pacalo]

9. Where is EarlG when we need him?! This calls for a photoshop contest!

[pinboy3niner]

11. As Gohmert is so fond of produce, I've got...

...a raspberry for him.

[muriel_volestrangler]

17. "I cannot have a witness challenge my character. That's *my* job."

[freshwest]

21. He'd have to *have* character to be insulted. He's *a character* but has none.

Like the knight swearing about the mustard, yet not forsworn. The ascendance of one so stupid is depressing.

[dmr]

22. I had to rewind my DVR 4 times!

I thought my ears were playing tricks on me.

He had such a temper tantrum!

[Lil Missy]

30. Yep. He really said it.

[rurallib]

5. something rotten in the asparagus patch

where did we leave Louie?

[warrprayer]

6. ...

[Aerows]

7. Oh my word

At least he didn't try to squash his squash or spin his spinach.

That's hilarious.

[Zorra]

8. This is no laughing matter! Aspersion spores can ruin an entire asparagus crop in a matter

of minutes.

Poor Gohmert!

[LeftInTX]

16. Does asparagus have a case of aspergillus?

Or is it Asperiges Me?
A Latin chant that always made me giggle.

[Gothmog]

10. Juanita Jean will have fun with this tomorrow

Louie is one of her favorite targets.

[WillyT]

12. I Was In Aspen Once... Does That Count ???

& Rec !!!

[oldhippie]

13. Sometimes I just can't ......

... fucking believe this place.

[socialist_n_TN]

33. And sometimes I just can't........

fucking believe the House of Representatives.

[Cooley Hurd]

14. What an unseemly jester!

Clearly he's no spocksman!

[randome]

15. Screw your asparagus and the brocolli it rode in on!

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[Warren DeMontague]

18. It's that god-damn aspartame.

It gave my asp asperger's.

[mimi85]

19. How can you tell when asparagus is ripe?

We must form an investigative committee into Goober's two heads immediately! Quick, text Issa; we need action now!

Maybe that's his wife's pet name for ole Louie's penis. Could it have a green head?

[johnp3907]

20. "Are you casting asparagus on my cooking?"

[LostOne4Ever]

23. Would you forgive us

If we brought some hollandaise sauce?

[BainsBane]

24. Springtime asparagus with poached aspersions

Delicious!

?w=480&h=321

[Harmony Blue]

25. This is too funny

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

26. Wouldn't he rather have hollandaise?

[Lint Head]

27. I bet his urine stinks.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022848207

[MADem]

28. Far better to cast a little Hollandaise on it.... nt

[Gothmog]

29. Juanita Jean did have fun with this latest stupidity from Gohmert

http://juanitajean.com/2013/05/15/he-meant-his-broccoli/

[FSogol]

31. Casters are wheels. What exactly are you trying to say?

[uppityperson]

34. I'm SERIES!!!!!! Quit stocking me!!!11111