Dear lord, did Paul Ryan not think he was a big enough dick already?

[Atman]

What an absolute douche bag, pompous asshole. He makes me vomit. (have I compared him to enough bodily functions yet?)

[monmouth3]

1. I very quickly turned on the tv, saw him...OFF...n/t

[Baitball Blogger]

2. Phlegm. I think you forgot phlegm.

Pronounced: Paul-Ryan.

[lame54]

3. Although I agree with every word you've said...

I have no idea what you are talking about

[ZombieHorde]

5. Some DUers watch TV and assume we are all watching too.

Not just in general, but the same show at the same time. All of us.

[Atman]

6. Not watching anything...listening to the IRS hearings.

Some DUers don't expect that they are being addressed directly, and can deduce that there is still politics going on in DC, even if you're not personally following it.

[JHB]

4. "In what sense, Charlie?"

What did he do/say now?

(And you didn't actually compare him to bodily functions, just to objects that relate to the more unpleasant functions. Plus, his effect on you is not actually a comparison. Just sayin, 'cause if you do want to make comparisons, go to town! You wouldn't be overdoing it, since technically you haven't started yet. )

[Half-Century Man]

7. I met him once in his office

He actually thinks he is cool. Snappy dresser, kinda weird red tie though.
Went there with a problem with social security, nothing positive for me happened.

[southernyankeebelle]

8. Well I compare him to pigs. Pigs can't smell their own holes.